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Favorite movie quotes
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Joker
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Here's a few more I thought of in the last 30 minutes or so:
"When they opened Disney Land in 56 nothing worked."
"You cant handle the truth."
"Who you gonna call?"
"According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches."
"If you build it, they will come."
"See ya in hell Johnny."
"In the poker game of like, women are the rake."
"Why dont you go back to your double wide and fry something."
"If you aint first, your last." and from the same movie, "Shake and Bake!"
"When they opened Disney Land in 56 nothing worked."
"You cant handle the truth."
"Who you gonna call?"
"According to the map, we've only gone 4 inches."
"If you build it, they will come."
"See ya in hell Johnny."
"In the poker game of like, women are the rake."
"Why dont you go back to your double wide and fry something."
"If you aint first, your last." and from the same movie, "Shake and Bake!"
The Swegian
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Yes sir!! You are correct.
"Dr. Dirt"
Nitro Member
OK, I'll jump in a little late but in, nonetheless:
Movie #1
"I want this! This is what I want!"
"Unfortunately, Randy is a mute"
"I kept the money. Is that wrong?"
"Not mother?"
Movie #2
"This episode was poorly written"
"They're termites or Dalmatians or something"
"It's the simple things in life you treasure."
the giveaway:
"By Gramthar's hammer, what a savings."
Movie #3
"Thank heavens, I saved you"
"Brilliant strategy, Thanks Napoleon"
"Hey! Keep it on the road, we're in the tubes back here"
"Do you have Kenny G playing in your tube"
"I just love saying 'Cal'"
"I'm feeling a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly, I love it"
Movie #4
"Does your dog bite? No! Ouch! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. That is not my dog"
"We have a cook who thinks he's a Gardener"
"That's a priceless Steinway! Not any more"
"I am somewhat of an athlete, you know"
Movie #5
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
"I'll have the fish"
"There's a sale at Penney's?"
"I picked the wrong day to quit drinking"
"Please assume crash position"
"Do you like to watch gladiator movies"
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison"
Movie #6
"Somebody's bucking for a promotion"
"It's all ball bearings nowadays"
"That's bigamy, even in Utah"
"Put it on Mr. Underhill's bill"
"For an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner"
Movie #1
"I want this! This is what I want!"
"Unfortunately, Randy is a mute"
"I kept the money. Is that wrong?"
"Not mother?"
Movie #2
"This episode was poorly written"
"They're termites or Dalmatians or something"
"It's the simple things in life you treasure."
the giveaway:
"By Gramthar's hammer, what a savings."
Movie #3
"Thank heavens, I saved you"
"Brilliant strategy, Thanks Napoleon"
"Hey! Keep it on the road, we're in the tubes back here"
"Do you have Kenny G playing in your tube"
"I just love saying 'Cal'"
"I'm feeling a sensation altogether new to me, and frankly, I love it"
Movie #4
"Does your dog bite? No! Ouch! I thought you said your dog doesn't bite. That is not my dog"
"We have a cook who thinks he's a Gardener"
"That's a priceless Steinway! Not any more"
"I am somewhat of an athlete, you know"
Movie #5
"Oh stewardess, I speak jive"
"I'll have the fish"
"There's a sale at Penney's?"
"I picked the wrong day to quit drinking"
"Please assume crash position"
"Do you like to watch gladiator movies"
"Have you ever been to a Turkish prison"
Movie #6
"Somebody's bucking for a promotion"
"It's all ball bearings nowadays"
"That's bigamy, even in Utah"
"Put it on Mr. Underhill's bill"
"For an extra grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner"
The Swegian
Nitro Member
Is #4 "The Pink Panther"?
I think 5 is "Airplane" and 6 is "Fletch"
The others I haven't a clue.
"Dr. Dirt"
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One more for my daughter's favorite movie of all times:
"I'm on the brute squad? You ARE the brute squad"
"Never go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the line" clunk
"Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist!"
"I wouldn't want a summer home here but the trees are quite lovely"
"A nice MLT (mutton, lettuce and tomato) sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife"
"Oh, you mean THIS key"
"Mawwwaige" "Wuve Twuuuu Wuve"
"To Blaaathe"
"Liar"
"Humiliation galore. Now that's a noble cause"
"You've been mostly dead all day"
now for tidbits from other gems (according to our opinions):
"Unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a real English accent"
"You changed it TO Latrine?"
"This 'ain't Dodge City and you 'ain't Bill Hickok"
"That mint jelly on your lamb is my own creation"
"Spirit Vorrier"
"I said I never had much use for one-never said I didn't know how to use one"
"Death and Taxes"
"Do you have any peanut butter?"
"The answer is YES"
"Multiple it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever and you'll still barely have a glimpse of what I'm talking about"
"You're a worthless sack of (crap) Drew"
"He really does think better with his bat"
"So, this is what the inside of a courtroom looks like"
"Who does these books?"
"I'd have taken a bullet for ya"
"The president wanted some ice cream"
"I'm on the brute squad? You ARE the brute squad"
"Never go up against a Sicilian, when death is on the line" clunk
"Rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist!"
"I wouldn't want a summer home here but the trees are quite lovely"
"A nice MLT (mutton, lettuce and tomato) sandwich when the mutton is nice and lean"
"I'm not a witch, I'm your wife"
"Oh, you mean THIS key"
"Mawwwaige" "Wuve Twuuuu Wuve"
"To Blaaathe"
"Liar"
"Humiliation galore. Now that's a noble cause"
"You've been mostly dead all day"
now for tidbits from other gems (according to our opinions):
"Unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a real English accent"
"You changed it TO Latrine?"
"This 'ain't Dodge City and you 'ain't Bill Hickok"
"That mint jelly on your lamb is my own creation"
"Spirit Vorrier"
"I said I never had much use for one-never said I didn't know how to use one"
"Death and Taxes"
"Do you have any peanut butter?"
"The answer is YES"
"Multiple it by infinity and take it to the depths of forever and you'll still barely have a glimpse of what I'm talking about"
"You're a worthless sack of (crap) Drew"
"He really does think better with his bat"
"So, this is what the inside of a courtroom looks like"
"Who does these books?"
"I'd have taken a bullet for ya"
"The president wanted some ice cream"
The Swegian
Nitro Member
I watched Tombstone last night on Encore Westerns. First time I ever saw it. I liked it and yep, that line Kurt Russell uttered about hell coming with me is a classic.
The Swegian
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I DVR'd one of my favorite movies when I was a teenager, Smokey and the Bandit, last night. told my boys about it and they'll probably watch it tonight. Definitely some great lines from that movie.
Joker
Nitro Member
How the hell is that the first time you have ever watched Tombstone? Seriously? Thats like one of my favorite movies ever. I have probably seen it 100 times. Its chalked full of quotes. My fav line, "I'm your huckleberry."
Alan
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Definitely!!! I've seen it way too many times, I think it drives my wife nuts. I catch it on Encore Westerns all the time, and pop the dvd in every now and then.
A few classic lines from my alltime favorite:
"See that watch? That watch cost more than your car."
"We`re adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know first prize is the Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is your fired! Oh....have I got your attention now. GOOD!!"
"Bunch of nonsense, Mickey Mouse sales confrence. Whens the last time anybody learned a god**** thing from some sales confrence? All it is, is some guy shoots his mouth off."
"Get the chalk!...Get the chalk!...Hey Williamson, pick up the ****ing chalk!"
"See that watch? That watch cost more than your car."
"We`re adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know first prize is the Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody wanna see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is your fired! Oh....have I got your attention now. GOOD!!"
"Bunch of nonsense, Mickey Mouse sales confrence. Whens the last time anybody learned a god**** thing from some sales confrence? All it is, is some guy shoots his mouth off."
"Get the chalk!...Get the chalk!...Hey Williamson, pick up the ****ing chalk!"
"You know I banged a lot of cocktail waitresses in my day but you...you...you were the best! (Best In Show) Any line from a Christopher Guest movie qualifies.
Worst ever line in a move: Jerry Reed in Smokey and the Bandit "Boogity Boogity Boogity". And I bet most people think "Jaws" came up with that crap.
Worst ever line in a move: Jerry Reed in Smokey and the Bandit "Boogity Boogity Boogity". And I bet most people think "Jaws" came up with that crap.
The Swegian
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I know, I know! I wasn't much of a Western fan until recently. I saw "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly" a few years ago and that swung the western genre into favor. Speaking of that, there are some classic lines in that movie.
"You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend: Those with loaded guns and those who dig. You dig."
"When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk."
Terry
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Wow! Thanks, Dave! I DID forget all about that being a Jerry Reed line, and have been hating only DW for it--now I see I need to move that hatred around a little bit! But you are right, wherever it came from, it sucks.
"Dr. Dirt"
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One of my "all time" favorites!
I love "Ruprecht, the Monkey Boy!!!" Oklahoma, Oklahoma, Oklahoma!!!
