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Where is Alan Reinhart?
- Thread starter LoPony
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M Jones
Nitro Member
I wish I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that one, I’ve always thought it was funny,A hair lip DOG. MARK-MARK.
Larry Sutton---
I wish I had a nickel every time I was asked to "pull my finger".I wish I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that one, I’ve always thought it was funny,
Heard a good one from my friend when I let one rip - "that a**hole has been talking sh*t behind your back all day"
Mark,I wish I had a nickel for every time I’ve heard that one, I’ve always thought it was funny,
The first time I heard it I kicked the SLUTS out of my crib.
Larry Sutton---
M Jones
Nitro Member
Thanks Larry, looking forward to hearing from him when time is rightPLEASE trust me Alan is just fine.
Larry Sutton---
Man to wife as they lay in bed: "Honey, hide your head under the covers; I'm going to spit straight up".
Wife: "Why are you going to do that ?"
Husband: "Don't worry about it. Just duck under the covers."
Cue the humongous, rank fart on behalf of the prank-minded husband.
Have we found Alan yet? Larry sez he's find so there's that.
M Jones
Nitro Member
I’ve heard that being called a Dutch oven
Except the version of dutch oven I’ve heard has a much naughtier side.I’ve heard that being called a Dutch oven
M Jones
Nitro Member
I’m not going there, thank you very much
Randy
Nitro Member
He's OK. He told me himself after I contacted him.
Is he done announcing for NHRA?
Randy
Nitro Member
It wasn't discussed. I just checked in with him to make sure he was OK, and his comment to me was that he's "good." If there's any news I'm sure he'll let everyone know.
M Jones
Nitro Member
Thanks Randy
ZWeinstein
Nitro Member
Whatever the reason, glad to hear that Alan is ok. He has flown the Arizona flag proudly for a long time and has been a big part of drag racing in this state. I hope whatever the reason he has not been announcing and hopefully when he returns was strictly his decision.
yoda
Nitro Member
Did he mention to you the super cool project he's got in the shop now?
LoPony
Nitro Member
This is pretty funny.
When I was a kid, maybe 10, my grandfather told me the exact same joke, I don’t mean approximately, it was exact! Except I imagine the true origin of the story was about something else going upward.
He was the “hey Sonny pull my finger”, variety. He was also a World War II POW. I sure do miss that old man. He told it as “and then he let a biii-iig fart” (Insert grandfather laughter here, a-la, George Carlin.). Farting was the funniest thing.
anywayz…
One grandfather I barely knew; the other died before I was born. But if they're anything like my Dad who lived to the ripe old age of 92, heaven has a special place for them. Oh, the stories he could tell. I do recall pulling his finger as a kid. Moving right along.....
Women do not fart. They just don't. Mom never did. But they often have small dogs who do.
I hope Alan is reading this thread and getting a laugh or two out of it. Might as well laugh as cry, right?
