Slowpoke96z28
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The government could've made a full grown clone of Alan by now, so trust nothing. I will bring up bye runs and see what he says. I will know its a fake by what he says.
Well, you might just get your wish. The track announcer at BIR sounds A LOT like Alan.... He even does pit announcements like Alan: "Attention in the pits - Attention in the pits" (in two different voice tones)
lol
"Put the questions on the back window of a Pro Stock"
Some theories (mine, and I know nothing)Let’s go over the facts that we outside the know have…
1. He’s alive
2. He’s healthy
3. He hasn’t been heard from “publicly” in over a month
4. He was being moved around to different roles recently.
5. He hasn’t been working the last 2 races.
6. I’m not hearing about anything related to a family emergency.
Hmmmm….what else?
I do not think this is the case.Doesnt sound good,wont come on here to speak,not at races,id say he has been relieved of his nhra duties??
It would be great to have someone have that on a window.Maybe he is mad dashing on a project to debut at Indy. It would be funny to see a "where's Alan" on a rear window this weekend.
Assume he’s not at Brainerd or would have been seen by now
It's not like someone as high profile as Alan to just walk off and not explain to anyone, although there is precedence (Austin Coil). If he were to have been released by the NHRA or took a gig as a stick and ball announcer, I'd think he would have been here explaining his official change of direction.If he isnt back by indy then thats prob not good on coming back??