I apoligize in advance if anyone is offended, but this story makes me laugh after 20 years!!! It is still soooo vivid!!! Ok, here goes!!!
I was at a club in Dallas called La Bare (male dancers) and a girl walked up to tip one of the dancers. As she was standing there she noticed that he was really working it for that dollar and he was working up a really good sweat. He was gyrating his pelvis area in her face and then a bead of sweat was released from the nether region and ended up in her eye.
Throughout the night her eye was very red and irritated and was really getting worse with every passing minute. Well, the next day she woke up and her eye was completely red and there was like a blood spot on it. She went to the doctor and they examined her eye. They decided to put some of the flourescent dye in it to see what the problem was. Well, they discovered the problem alright!!! SHE HAD A CRAB IN HER EYE!!!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!
So, ladies and gentlemen............never go into a strip club without protective eye gear! We have ours ready to go and we have embelleshed them with little blue crabs in each corner. I am very ready to board the plane and hear that sweet sweet sound..........ding ding ding ding!!!! Give mama some monies!!!
I hope it made you laugh like it has made me laugh for many years!
Hey, anyone seen or heard from Michael V?