Is it just me... (2 Viewers)

[RAPID]

Oh man Terry,

There are all kinds of math tables that now have to come into play. First of all, does the cashiers check cross the international date line, and if so, how many times? How often do you run it out the back door w/out the stop? Have you ever stood by a running Nitro car? Hanging out with AA/FA guys ramps up your process. It is pretty much too complicated to cover without you, first having said Mater Creds.

Most importantly,,,you must know Kelly, and have her approval to get additional Mater Creds.

Thank you for shoppin Mater Creds Are Us

Rapid

 

[Terry]

Oh man Terry,

There are all kinds of math tables that now have to come into play. First of all, does the cashiers check cross the international date line, and if so, how many times? How often do you run it out the back door w/out the stop? Have you ever stood by a running Nitro car? Hanging out with AA/FA guys ramps up your process. It is pretty much too complicated to cover without you, first having said Mater Creds.

Most importantly,,,you must know Kelly, and have her approval to get additional Mater Creds.

Thank you for shoppin Mater Creds Are Us

Rapid

Well, Rapid, I can tell you that if one dump truck traveling at 30 mph carrying one cubic yard of dirt and one dump truck traveling 20 mph carrying 2 cubic yards of gravel travel in opposite directions for 3 hours, then it will take approximately 1520 pancakes to shingle a doghouse, but only if I have run it out the back door 2 of the last 3 passes, with no less than one of those passes being made with a fuel altered in the water box behind me. That sound about right to you, Randy? If it looks good, I will forward it to Kelly for ratification and possible mater cred points distribution. And the huskers suck right now (whoops wrong thread)

 

[Kelly]

LMAO @ Randy! Thanks for the morning chuckle....I needed that!

 

[Suzie Q]

What does attending the "Dong Show" get me?

 

[Terry]

What does attending the "Dong Show" get me?

Excited?????

 

[Terry]

LMAO @ Randy! Thanks for the morning chuckle....I needed that!

So Kelly, are my calculations valid enough for any additional mater cred at this time? And by the way, how is the shoulder doing?

 

[RAPID]

Well, Rapid, I can tell you that if one dump truck traveling at 30 mph carrying one cubic yard of dirt and one dump truck traveling 20 mph carrying 2 cubic yards of gravel travel in opposite directions for 3 hours, then it will take approximately 1520 pancakes to shingle a doghouse, but only if I have run it out the back door 2 of the last 3 passes, with no less than one of those passes being made with a fuel altered in the water box behind me. That sound about right to you, Randy? If it looks good, I will forward it to Kelly for ratification and possible mater cred points distribution. And the huskers suck right now (whoops wrong thread)

Yep, you are with it now. It is ok to forward to Kel if,,I say IF, one of the said dump truck drivers knows who Wild Willie Borsch is.

Rapid

 

[Terry]

Yep, you are with it now. It is ok to forward to Kel if,,I say IF, one of the said dump truck drivers knows who Wild Willie Borsch is.

Rapid

Now we got a problem...one knows what the Winged Express is, but has not heard of Wild Willy (go figure) but does it help if the other driver has seen both Nanook and Pure Hell run and lives across the street from Rich Guasco...and..here's the kicker....is a big fan of a Fuel Altered driver called Rapid Randy?

 

[RAPID]

What does attending the "Dong Show" get me?

Well it depends on the underlying meaning of "DONG" show. In several southern counties you get a life long subscription to the porn series starring that curly haired dude, Jeremy or something.

Or it could mean you have NO TASTE in TV shows!

Rapid

PS, Kelly, glad you got a chuckle out of all this.

 

[Jenn]

Somebody else (I think Charles) made these when the creds came into circulation.

 

[Terry]

Somebody else (I think Charles) made these when the creds came into circulation.

Wow, that's cool Jenn! How can I apply?

 

[RAPID]

Now we got a problem...one knows what the Winged Express is, but has not heard of Wild Willy (go figure) but does it help if the other driver has seen both Nanook and Pure Hell run and lives across the street from Rich Guasco...and..here's the kicker....is a big fan of a Fuel Altered driver called Rapid Randy?

DING DING DING!!!! We have a winner folks.

Rapid

 

[Terry]

DING DING DING!!!! We have a winner folks.

Rapid

woo-hooo! I'm now on the pathway to MATER CRED! Thanks Rapid!

 

[PJ]

What does attending the "Dong Show" get me?

as long as its not the donkey show



opps did I go to far again

 

[Suzie Q]

Well this is a Western "Dong Show" that is performed nightly at the Excalibur Casino in Las Vegas!

I am very excited about the wang-dang-noodles that we will be seeing. Not to worry..........we have protective eye gear for me & the girls that are embellished with little tiny blue crabs!!!

If you must know the story behind the protective eye gear, please announce your request in this thread and I will give you all the details!

Chuck Barris was an awesome host!!

 

[Jenn]

Wow, that's cool Jenn! How can I apply?

1000 dollar deposit sent to Kelly, and she'll work your application and sent me a cut of the money.

 

[sdwarf36]

Well, Rapid, I can tell you that if one dump truck traveling at 30 mph carrying one cubic yard of dirt and one dump truck traveling 20 mph carrying 2 cubic yards of gravel travel in opposite directions for 3 hours, then it will take approximately 1520 pancakes to shingle a doghouse, but only if I have run it out the back door 2 of the last 3 passes, with no less than one of those passes being made with a fuel altered in the water box behind me. That sound about right to you, Randy? If it looks good, I will forward it to Kelly for ratification and possible mater cred points distribution. And the huskers suck right now (whoops wrong thread)

Well I heard (ok-maybe started) a rumor that they were gonna drop dump trucks next year.... But what do I know-I only have 26 posts-not even enough cred to be a keyboard tire wiper.

 

[RAPID]

Well this is a Western "Dong Show" that is performed nightly at the Excalibur Casino in Las Vegas!

I am very excited about the wang-dang-noodles that we will be seeing. Not to worry..........we have protective eye gear for me & the girls that are embellished with little tiny blue crabs!!!

If you must know the story behind the protective eye gear, please announce your request in this thread and I will give you all the details!

Chuck Barris was an awesome host!!

Suzie, that is JUST WRONG on so many levels,,,you win I give up!!

Rapid (Humming Wang dang Sweet Poon.... by uncle Ted}

 

[Suzie Q]

I apoligize in advance if anyone is offended, but this story makes me laugh after 20 years!!! It is still soooo vivid!!! Ok, here goes!!!
I was at a club in Dallas called La Bare (male dancers) and a girl walked up to tip one of the dancers. As she was standing there she noticed that he was really working it for that dollar and he was working up a really good sweat. He was gyrating his pelvis area in her face and then a bead of sweat was released from the nether region and ended up in her eye.

Throughout the night her eye was very red and irritated and was really getting worse with every passing minute. Well, the next day she woke up and her eye was completely red and there was like a blood spot on it. She went to the doctor and they examined her eye. They decided to put some of the flourescent dye in it to see what the problem was. Well, they discovered the problem alright!!! SHE HAD A CRAB IN HER EYE!!!!!! EEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!

So, ladies and gentlemen............never go into a strip club without protective eye gear! We have ours ready to go and we have embelleshed them with little blue crabs in each corner. I am very ready to board the plane and hear that sweet sweet sound..........ding ding ding ding!!!! Give mama some monies!!!

I hope it made you laugh like it has made me laugh for many years!

Hey, anyone seen or heard from Michael V?

 

[Terry]

Well I heard (ok-maybe started) a rumor that they were gonna drop dump trucks next year.... But what do I know-I only have 26 posts-not even enough cred to be a keyboard tire wiper.

Yep Sherman, the rumor about dumping the dump trucks next year is true and the suit has already been filed--seems there were about 12 spec dump trucks on order that will now probably have to run in comp eliminator or even Super Gas and they are pissed.....Hey, don't worry about lack of mater cred--at least we can visit with each other!