I've turned PJ the Anti Countdown Man into a WWE parody!!!!! Good thing you like the WWE, b/c that might give you some solice after next Monday nigth b/c your going to feel like you just been body slammed by Andre the Giant, stunned by Stone Cold, gotten several People's elbow's, taken a tombstone from the Undertaker, and received a ddt from Jake the Snake. Old school right there! Not to mention a top of the rope leap from Jimmy "Superfly" Snuka!
Then if you still moving, I will have Palmer, Moss, Fitz, and LT finish you off with a collection of old time fav's: The figure 4 of Flair, a pedigree from Triple H, some sweet chin music from HBK, and then the greatest wrestling finishing move of all time, the Hulkster's leg drop!!!
And if none of that works, then I will just have to pull a Rhikishi and give you a stink face!!!!!! I think I'd rather lose than get that.