The Swegian
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One of the local radio stations here in MSP frequently plays sound bites from various movies at some very opportune moments. My brother and I are always crackin up over some of them. So we got to talking about some of our favorite movie quotes. Here's a few but what are some of yours? Can you name the movie?
1. "I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"
2. "You [bleep] around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions".
3. "You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, I don't-- You know, maybe it's me, I'm a little [bleep]ed up, maybe. But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to [bleep]ing amuse you? What do you mean, funny? funny how? How am I funny?"
4. "You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
5. "mmmmmm.... this IS a tasty burger."
6. "Hey where are the white women at?"
7. "Well, of course, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a biffurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork."
8. "Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'." "In what way?" "I dunno, just funny-lookin'." "Can you be any more specific?" "I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised."
9. "I studied about it. The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades."
10. And of course, what list of favorite quotes would be complete without this: "You're gonna need a bigger boat"
1. "I have nipples Greg, can you milk me?"
2. "You [bleep] around with me, there's gonna be consequences and repercussions".
3. "You mean, let me understand this, 'cause, I don't-- You know, maybe it's me, I'm a little [bleep]ed up, maybe. But I'm funny how? I mean, funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh? I'm here to [bleep]ing amuse you? What do you mean, funny? funny how? How am I funny?"
4. "You don't know when to quit, do ya Griswold?... Here's an idea: Why don't you give me half the money you were gonna bet, then we'll go out back, I'll kick you in the nuts, and we'll call it a day!"
5. "mmmmmm.... this IS a tasty burger."
6. "Hey where are the white women at?"
7. "Well, of course, there are all manner of lesser imps and demons, Pete, but the great Satan hisself is red and scaly with a biffurcated tail, and he carries a hay fork."
8. "Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'." "In what way?" "I dunno, just funny-lookin'." "Can you be any more specific?" "I couldn't really say. He wasn't circumcised."
9. "I studied about it. The Bible says you ought not to. It says if you do that, you go off to Hades. Some folks call it Hell, I call it Hades."
10. And of course, what list of favorite quotes would be complete without this: "You're gonna need a bigger boat"
