Let's call it a day and just make all fuel racing a spec series. Exact same car, motor, clutch, blower. You know, exact same everything.
Then we make a rule where no one really gets in and drives the car. Instead the crew chiefs will pilot them by remote control. That leaves the drivers free to practice puking out 8 to 10 sponsors in front of the cameras as fast as they can. We'd of course change their name from drivers to carnival barkers, but isn't that what the NHRA wants anyway?
Oh ... and all owners will have to wear bright red button-down shirts and black slacks (no offense, Don ... really).
There, that should fix things.
At least until the next time someone tries to innovate something.
P.S. And please RESIZE your photos. The shot of Tony has blown my browser out to the size of a drive-in movie screen.