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Georgians say they have proof of Bigfoot
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Good 'shine crop?
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mick
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kinda' like ron jeremy!?
i'm sorry suzie, i just couldn't resist.
I will be able to tell you after I see him on the 12th!!!
The Swegian
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Here I was thinking at first they found Bigfoot near Russia and that's why Russian troops moved into Georgia.
Joker
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Here's a funny story for you guys about Bigfoot.
My dad works in a chemical plant. One of the guys who used to work there with my dad was a bigfoot nut. He spent his weekends in the national forest up by Huntsville searching and spending the night looking for bigfoot. Anyways Dad said this fool got hooked up with a Bigfoot Guru off the internet that guaranteed him that he would come down and help him find a bigfoot in person.
So no telling how much money this guy blew on it but the guy comes down here. The guy tells him that they arent allowed to take guns or anything but all they need is a few Snickers bars and that they have to spend the night in the woods. So off they go. The guy tells him that Sassie (short for sasquatch ok) loves Snickers and during the night you get up in a tree, and throw a couple of the bars out around it and Sassie will come and get them. And that there is no need for a gun b/c Sassie wont hurt you.
So they head out. Well Monday morning this yahoo comes into Dad's work telling them all about how he'd finally met a bigfoot in person. He said that he sat at the trunk of a tree and the other guy went to another one over the path a ways down and that they both spread out there snickers bars. Anyways about 2 in the morning a couple of noises startled him awake and he could hear and partially see what appeared to be a bigfoot coming his way but then it disappeared. About 30 mins later he heard a noise right behind him and said he felt the breathe of something on his neck and when he turned around and looked beside the tree, there was ole Sassie. She grabbed a snickers and took off. He was thrilled and just couldnt believe it.
I still got my money it was the other guy in a suit. No telling how much this fool paid him for that stunt. Needless to say about 3 weeks later the guy failed a drug test and got canned. Nice to know thats whats working in the chemicla plants in our country! Dangerous.
My dad works in a chemical plant. One of the guys who used to work there with my dad was a bigfoot nut. He spent his weekends in the national forest up by Huntsville searching and spending the night looking for bigfoot. Anyways Dad said this fool got hooked up with a Bigfoot Guru off the internet that guaranteed him that he would come down and help him find a bigfoot in person.
So no telling how much money this guy blew on it but the guy comes down here. The guy tells him that they arent allowed to take guns or anything but all they need is a few Snickers bars and that they have to spend the night in the woods. So off they go. The guy tells him that Sassie (short for sasquatch ok) loves Snickers and during the night you get up in a tree, and throw a couple of the bars out around it and Sassie will come and get them. And that there is no need for a gun b/c Sassie wont hurt you.
So they head out. Well Monday morning this yahoo comes into Dad's work telling them all about how he'd finally met a bigfoot in person. He said that he sat at the trunk of a tree and the other guy went to another one over the path a ways down and that they both spread out there snickers bars. Anyways about 2 in the morning a couple of noises startled him awake and he could hear and partially see what appeared to be a bigfoot coming his way but then it disappeared. About 30 mins later he heard a noise right behind him and said he felt the breathe of something on his neck and when he turned around and looked beside the tree, there was ole Sassie. She grabbed a snickers and took off. He was thrilled and just couldnt believe it.
I still got my money it was the other guy in a suit. No telling how much this fool paid him for that stunt. Needless to say about 3 weeks later the guy failed a drug test and got canned. Nice to know thats whats working in the chemicla plants in our country! Dangerous.
FABMAN
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They have invited Megan Kelly of Fox News and camera crew to see this thing in person next week so don't ruin your weekend yet Suzie. at least wait for one more week to see if invitation stands true or not.
Tim5636sc
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So Does Ron Jeremy!!!
Timmah!!! Don't be dissin' my man! Do you notice what is happening before him??? Bow down to the "Hedgehog"!!! We are not worthy!!!!
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