State of Your College Fball Team?

[PJ]

Must have been the Grand Island exit and the Tom Osborne expressway--I always thought that was kinda dumb too. It connects GI with Hastings, Tom's home town. By the way, Tom lost his run for governor of Nebraska in the primary election--maybe people finally figured out that coaching football doesn't necessarily prepare you for service in public office! That bad night's sleep was probably due to a strange disease that occasionally affects Michigan fans--I think it's called the "O Effect" or something like that....

I don't remember where it was but that sounds right. I'm leaving the "o effect" jokes alone....I'm having one liner overload on that



I saw this on msn this morning under their sports hereos and Villians thing and since the I can't stand Notre Dumb I laughed my butt off


Notre Dame: You've got to hand it to them ... The Irish get their a@#$@ roasted by the only two good teams they play all season, and they're still in line for a BCS berth. If they had any shame — and they do not — they'd turn down the chance to be throttled in the Sugar Bowl and instead take on a challenge more their speed. Like, say, a bowl sponsored by a chainsaw that pairs them with a second-division MAC team. Ladies and gentlemen, your perennial college football welfare recipients, the Notre Dame (Tickle) Fighting Irish

 

[PJ]

btw thanks Teri I am now in a wheelchair with mild seizures, my hair has all fallen out and I think I'm starting to grow a tail. The curse of the O is strong, but the spirit of the M is stronger only a few days left

 

[Terry]

I don't remember where it was but that sounds right. I'm leaving the "o effect" jokes alone....I'm having one liner overload on that



I saw this on msn this morning under their sports hereos and Villians thing and since the I can't stand Notre Dumb I laughed my butt off


Notre Dame: You've got to hand it to them ... The Irish get their a@#$@ roasted by the only two good teams they play all season, and they're still in line for a BCS berth. If they had any shame — and they do not — they'd turn down the chance to be throttled in the Sugar Bowl and instead take on a challenge more their speed. Like, say, a bowl sponsored by a chainsaw that pairs them with a second-division MAC team. Ladies and gentlemen, your perennial college football welfare recipients, the Notre Dame (Tickle) Fighting Irish

PJ, the Notre Dame thing is something that we can totally agree on. I am so sick of ND being in the top 10 each year regardless of talent, and manage to have EVERY game on tv even if its against an opponent like Willow Island Tech or something...that's a great article! and sorry about you being confined to a wheel chair by the O curse...Keep those fingers workin' though--that will be your only salvation until the dreaded curse of the O is lifted!

 

[PJ]

Thanks Terry, it does suck with notre dame on tv all the time but I have to give them credit making that deal with nbc was HUGE for them. Money + exposure.


I'm down to be able to use only 3 fingers on on hand but I shall still type away

 

[Terry]

Thanks Terry, it does suck with notre dame on tv all the time but I have to give them credit making that deal with nbc was HUGE for them. Money + exposure.


I'm down to be able to use only 3 fingers on on hand but I shall still type away

Teri,

Only you can save PJ from this horrible fate! Help him even if he is supporting OU this weekend!

 

[Four Kalitta]

Teri,

Only you can save PJ from this horrible fate! Help him even if he is supporting OU this weekend!

I really feel for him, it sounds bad what with his hair falling out & growning a tail, at least the seizures are mild ones. As long as he still has three fingers he can type with he'll be OK!

 

[Four Kalitta]

btw thanks Teri I am now in a wheelchair with mild seizures, my hair has all fallen out and I think I'm starting to grow a tail. The curse of the O is strong, but the spirit of the M is stronger only a few days left

You are to much!!!!! You know how to get out of it early, just type those 10 little words & you will have it made. You only have a few more days. Think of poor Dave, he has a while to go drinking out of that great mug!!

 

[Dave]

PJ
We don't need charity from that other school's supporters! You can make it on your own! Heck I'll type for you if it comes down to it. I'll probably need some assistance soon myself. I have 5 more weeks of this filthy coffee mug! The public ridicule at work has been extremely unsettling.

I am intrigued by a possible MICHIGAN/LSU Rose Bowl. I think that would be a great match up. Both teams have strong defenses. LSU has great team speed but I feel MICHIGAN is stronger over all on both sides of the ball. However none of this matters if we get a shot at the National Championship game. It doesn't matter to me who MICHIGAN rolls over in their next game!!

GO BLUE!!!

 

[Four Kalitta]

Terry,

Are you ready for the big game tomorrow?????
I have the BUCKEYES all ready!!!

GO HUSKERS!!

 

[Dave]

You are to much!!!!! You know how to get out of it early, just type those 10 little words & you will have it made. You only have a few more days. Think of poor Dave, he has a while to go drinking out of that great mug!!

Thanks for the bit of sympathy Teri. However I will stand strong in the face of adversity and weather this horrific storm.... Oh gosh it hurts..... help me BO.......

GO BLUE!!!

 

[Terry]

Terry,

Are you ready for the big game tomorrow?????
I have the BUCKEYES all ready!!!

GO HUSKERS!!

Teri,

You betcha! 7pm at KC! Thanks for the support and Go Huskers!!!! Tim, if you're on line, you gonna watch the game??

 

[PJ]

With the support of my Michigan brother Dave I will survive.

I've now been moved into a motorized wheelchair. The fingers aren't working quite so well now so I had one of my coworkers duct tape a pen to my head so that I can punch out letters on the keyboard. There's a ringing in my ears and I think I'm hearing voices. I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory, I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory, I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory. Ummm what were we talking about???

 

[Four Kalitta]

With the support of my Michigan brother Dave I will survive.

I've now been moved into a motorized wheelchair. The fingers aren't working quite so well now so I had one of my coworkers duct tape a pen to my head so that I can punch out letters on the keyboard. There's a ringing in my ears and I think I'm hearing voices. I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory, I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory, I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory. Ummm what were we talking about???

You are a hoot!!! That is to funny!!! Hey with that pen taped to your head, do you look like a unicorn??? I bet you are a sight, with a tail & a unicorn head!!!

 

[Dave]

With the support of my Michigan brother Dave I will survive.

I've now been moved into a motorized wheelchair. The fingers aren't working quite so well now so I had one of my coworkers duct tape a pen to my head so that I can punch out letters on the keyboard. There's a ringing in my ears and I think I'm hearing voices. I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory, I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory, I also go through short spells where I lose my short term memory. Ummm what were we talking about???

Absolutely histerical!!! I just spit the coffee out I was drinking from my wrteched mug reading your last post!! Hang in there buddy!

Go BLUE!!!

Go Navy also!!

 

[Terry]

Dave, do you still have the "sucks" addendum taped to the mug?

 

[Dave]

Dave, do you still have the "sucks" addendum taped to the mug?

Unfortunately Terry I withdrew the modification. My buddy had a cow when I sent him the picture of the revised mug!! It was so worth it! His response was classic but I can not reprint it for you do to the forum rules on bad language! I guess I had a moment of weakness when I removed the sticker for him. I feel sorry him. I'll give him his few weeks of gloating. After all he doesn't get to do it very often being a buckeye fan.... Poor soul .....

GO BLUE!!!

 

[Terry]

Dave, you seem to physically be holding up under the Curse of the O better than PJ is . Sounds like he's having one he!! of a time, especially the tail and the pen taped to the head. If the Ohio State mojo is THAT strong, and Teri is cheering for the Huskers with buckeye bag in hand, it might be a long night tomorrow night for Tom and the Sooners.....

 

[PJ]

well I had a freak accident with the motorized wheelchair.

The duct tape pen came undone and fell on the armrest. Well since my arms aren't usable anymore I tried to pickk it up with my mouth. As yet another side effect of this nasty O I have developed a slight drooling problem. Well as I'm leaning over, straining to reach the pen, the drool is a flowing and must have entered into the control system short circuiting it. All of a sudden the chair takes off (pulling a very nice wheelstand I must say) I have no abiltiy to control it so I am just along for the ride. It would turn without notice and raced all around the building. It is a good thing that my vision is now so blurry, it saved me from seeing the wall I crashed through. on the bright side I was told that the hole in the wall was a perfect Michigan M.

Of course the blow through the wall knocked me out for a short time. I awoke on the freeway with sirens all around me. Apparently when you short our one of these motorized chairs they are able to go very fast. Of course I wasn't able to pull over so the officer just chased me. Eventually they shot out on the the tires on the wheelchair, this spun me sideways, crashing me into, then over the guardrail. Now this is when you know luck is on your side, instead of landing on the hard ground I splash into a pond. Of course its winter so the water is freezing leading to a slight heart attack just as I think its all over for me the wheelchair splashes into the water. The short leads to a nice electric shock, restarting the heart. Of course it did keep shocking me so now I do have this twitch.

I did end up with a speeding ticket, but once the second officer showed up, The first one told him the story of how he chased this speeding wheelchairr then shot out the tires. Next thing I know an ambulance shows up, I thought it was for me but they threw the first officer into a straight jacket and took him away. I believe they said that he's now on administrative leave. I was gonna let them know he was telling the truth but then they ripped up my ticket so.....

 

[Terry]

Hey, Tom? How you doin? Heard the weather forecast for KC for tomorrow night? I haven't, but if it's cold and nasty it might be a factor. The bugeaters of old in the option days were pretty impervious to the weather, but the new fangled aerial Huskers may be more affected by the weather than before. Will it have any affect on OU?

 

[Four Kalitta]

well I had a freak accident with the motorized wheelchair.

The duct tape pen came undone and fell on the armrest. Well since my arms aren't usable anymore I tried to pickk it up with my mouth. As yet another side effect of this nasty O I have developed a slight drooling problem. Well as I'm leaning over, straining to reach the pen, the drool is a flowing and must have entered into the control system short circuiting it. All of a sudden the chair takes off (pulling a very nice wheelstand I must say) I have no abiltiy to control it so I am just along for the ride. It would turn without notice and raced all around the building. It is a good thing that my vision is now so blurry, it saved me from seeing the wall I crashed through. on the bright side I was told that the hole in the wall was a perfect Michigan M.

Of course the blow through the wall knocked me out for a short time. I awoke on the freeway with sirens all around me. Apparently when you short our one of these motorized chairs they are able to go very fast. Of course I wasn't able to pull over so the officer just chased me. Eventually they shot out on the the tires on the wheelchair, this spun me sideways, crashing me into, then over the guardrail. Now this is when you know luck is on your side, instead of landing on the hard ground I splash into a pond. Of course its winter so the water is freezing leading to a slight heart attack just as I think its all over for me the wheelchair splashes into the water. The short leads to a nice electric shock, restarting the heart. Of course it did keep shocking me so now I do have this twitch.

I did end up with a speeding ticket, but once the second officer showed up, The first one told him the story of how he chased this speeding wheelchairr then shot out the tires. Next thing I know an ambulance shows up, I thought it was for me but they threw the first officer into a straight jacket and took him away. I believe they said that he's now on administrative leave. I was gonna let them know he was telling the truth but then they ripped up my ticket so.....

I should let you off the hook early just for these hilarious stories you are telling!! They are great!!! This one is my favorite, I was laughing so hard I was crying!!! BUT I'm not gonna let you off!!!