Sam's "Fantasy nitro team" thread... with a twist. (1 Viewer)

[HEMI6point1]

OK, time for a fantasy team game.

Setup: You just got a massive financial windfall, and want to start your own 2-car pro nitro team. Also, you want to have a developmental 2-car Alky team (either A-fuel or TAFC) as well.

The teams can consist of 2 dragsters, 1 funny car and 1 TF, or 2 FCs.

Here's the twist...

For the pros, the drivers HAVE to have at least 1 full season of experience in the following classes: Alky (dragstar and FC), PSC and PSB, jets, pro mod and Nostalgia.

For the developmental teams, any sportsman class experience as well as Jets and Nostalgia is fine.

Also, please name the sponsor you would try to land (optional).

 

[HEMI6point1]

My picks:

2 TF cars:

Car 1: Aaron Olivarez.
Sponsor: Sony.

Car 2: Mindy Fry.
Sponsor: Best Buy.

Development program:

A-fuel 1: Dan Fletcher.
Sponsor: Summit.

A-fuel 2: Emily Lewis.
Sponsor: Lonestar Steakhouse.

 

[d'kid]

okay,
Class? we can work with Pipe Racks or Caves

Pro Teams:
Drivers: Fast Jack
Phil Burkhart


Semi Pro:
Drivers: Timmah
Randy Baker

Sponsors?
Stan Lee/ Marvel Comic Group
Random House/ Ballantine Books
TSR, Inc/ D&D

Crews? To be named later, they are the important part.
Drivers are like spark plugs

Wayne Minick and Doug Palmer in the cans
MM and his 'big' brother divers
any questions? see Jessica Murry, our PR person.
or Jenn and GP our temp Moms

d'kid
RoxyNova Racing

 

[Jess]

okay,
Class? we can work with Pipe Racks or Caves

Pro Teams:
Drivers: Fast Jack
Phil Burkhart


Semi Pro:
Drivers: Timmah
Randy Baker

Sponsors?
Stan Lee/ Marvel Comic Group
Random House/ Ballantine Books
TSR, Inc/ D&D

Crews? To be named later, they are the important part.
Drivers are like spark plugs

Wayne Minick and Doug Palmer in the cans
MM and his 'big' brother divers
any questions? see Jessica Murry, our PR person.
or Jenn and GP our temp Moms

d'kid
RoxyNova Racing

Thanks Karl......But Timmah needs to be PRO driver!

 

[d'kid]

Thanks Karl......But Timmah needs to be PRO driver!

Jessica,
Re-read Sammy's Rules... we're going to get a year of alky under Rapid and Timmah, and scru the alky cars... year two is four nitro cars. heck we might even get rapid in a pipe rack.... NOT

d'kid

 

[Jess]

Jessica,
Re-read Sammy's Rules... we're going to get a year of alky under Rapid and Timmah, and scru the alky cars... year two is four nitro cars. heck we might even get rapid in a pipe rack.... NOT

d'kid

Oh Sorry didn't read "ALL" the rules! LOL

 

[d'kid]

Oh Sorry didn't read "ALL" the rules! LOL

so dear, you have the press releases written yet?

I know Mike Really wants to drive, so we'll have to keep the semi pro cars, way I see it before we're done is four pipe racks and four caves, heck, year two we'll put you in one of the semi pro cars.

I can see your press release now: "I drove an Alky Cave, ON FIRE!!!!!!"

if we're gonna dream, dream big

d'kid
RNR

 

[d'kid]

It has come to my attention that Mama Jenn will be Car Chief on Timmah's ride. It was a hard, drawn out negotiation; she asked, now I'm publicly saying sure.

d'kid

 

[Jess]

It has come to my attention that Mama Jenn will be Car Chief on Timmah's ride. It was a hard, drawn out negotiation; she asked, now I'm publicly saying sure.

d'kid

Writing up the Press Release now! Thanks for the update Karl!

 

[d'kid]

Help WANTED:
Team RoxyNova is looking for Four Crew Chiefs, Prefered with Nitro and/or Blown Alky Experience, please send resume to [email protected]
(Eric Lane, here's your chance to run a mess your way)

Also looking for three more Car Chiefs, 4 Left top guys(or gals), two more divers and 2 more clutch people. Plus 3 more floaters

Terry Nebraski, Teri with the pretty eyes, and Alan L, we have jobs, you are people, let's do lunch

We have signed our Fourth Sponsor, "PEEPS, The Other White Meat", to a ten years, 45 million dollar deal

d'kid
lo-jacked

 

[Jenn]

Writing up the Press Release now! Thanks for the update Karl!

Remember, two n's in Jenn

 

[G'ginna]

Karl, if you don't mind... I kind of prefer working on something mechanical... I am not sure the mom-thing is something I would be good at...

 

[d'kid]

Karl, if you don't mind... I kind of prefer working on something mechanical... I am not sure the mom-thing is something I would be good at...

Top end, diver, or in the can GP? We've got slots for all three. Name your poison.

d'kid
is this thread silly or not?

 

[Tim5636sc]

Hmmmm...this looks fun... Let's explore some options!

PRO TEAM:

OWNED and Operated by: Charlet Motorsports
Owner: DON CHARLET

(2) Car Top Fuel Dragster Team (Due to Short Fields):

Drivers: Dean Skuza & Fast Jack Beckman

Dean Skuza- Tuned by Jimmy Prock (THE PROCK ROCKET RETURNS):

Sponsored by PRIMARY SPONSOR: Coors Beer
Associate Sponsor(s): Mopar/ Oakley/ Kendall Oil/ Vegas Fuel Energy Drink!

Fast Jack's Team- Tuned by Rahn Tobler

Sponsored by PRIMARY SPONSOR: In-N-Out Burger
Same Associate Sponsors....MULTI CAR TEAM Ya'll!

Pro Sportsman team:

(2) Top Alcohol Dragster's (Blown Alcohol for old times sake):

Drivers......Hmmmmmmmmm?
- Mindy Frey & some guy who's name rhymes with Jimmah!

Sponsored by: MGM Mirage Inc....! (each race would target specific Properties to each local demographic)
Tuned by Rick & George Santos
Associate Sponsors: CAPTAIN MORGAN'S SPICED RUM/ Kobalt Tools/ OAKLEY/ Vegas Fuel

Crew: Paul Flores(bottom End), Mike Minick (left side & Blowers), Michael V. (Right Side/Fuel), Karl "Small fingers" Stalcup (clutch), Eric Howell (Floater)

 

[d'kid]

whatcha doing up this time oh night O' Timmah?

d'kid

 

[PJ]

whats this Karl I don't get to drive something?? and I don't mean the tow vehicle.


I don't remember all the rules for this.
2 current drivers
Hillary Will and Gary Densham.
2 Up and comers Erica Ortiz and me. Ok probably can't pick myself but its my make believe money.

Walmart would sponsor all of us. We'd have the store full of racing merchandise and promotions. Cross promotions with vendors and much much more.

 

[G'ginna]

Top end, diver, or in the can GP? We've got slots for all three. Name your poison.

d'kid
is this thread silly or not?

Top end... an it shore 'nuff is...but I am all about fun these days.

 

[Alan]

Terry Nebraski, Teri with the pretty eyes, and Alan L, we have jobs, you are people, let's do lunch

Me and Terry work together??? Oh Karl, now you've asked for it!!

 

[Alan]

OK, here's my go at this

2 Funny Cars

#1 - Richie Stevens, sponsored by Bass Pro Shops/Nitro boats (just seems fitting).

#2 - Whit Bazemore, sponsored by In-n-Out Burger (yeah baby!!)

Developmental Team, 2 Alky FC,

#1 - Erica Ortiz

#2 - Randy Baker

(hey, gotta give the shots to some 'Maters!)

 

[RAPID]

Ok I will drive the Alky funnycar, but I have a couple of conditions:

Tommy Howell {Follow a Dream Funnycar}, and Dave Schelk {Bars Leak/Tate Branch funnycar} as crewchief and tuners. Doug Palmer is my clutch man. I also get Minick and Karl along with my own hammock.

You have to fund my Nitro funnycar R & D team of Dale Pulde and Frank Ogelsby!

Fuel checks,,,,,I don't do fuel checks,,,,and NO it wasn't filled to the top with Nitro,,,honest!

Rapid {Only Alky Funnycar on the planet with 6-foot header flames}

PS, I can add more conditions as I think of them. Call me OU812.