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I hate this!
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Alan
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I believe my argument would be that waffles are much more decorative, but may retain some water depending on the pitch of the roof....
Alan
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But Alan, one must consider the intrinsic weight difference between the waffle (domestic OR Belgian) and the one unit pancake roofing....or somethin like that...does Kelly hate us yet?
Actually, for arguments sake, I'd recommend Eggo, and toast them before applying them to the roof. Mrs. Butterworth makes a fine roof adhesive as well.
Although now I must consider that Pop Tarts, with their frosty coating, may be the ultimate in water repellent, although they are quite heavy.
Perhaps if there is a concern over weight, crepes are the way to go....
(Kelly, are you having fun yet???
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Terry
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Great Idea using pop tarts! They may well be the most durable, indestructible food (and I use the term loosely here) product known to man. Kudos to you, Alan, you have finally solved the age old pancake/waffle dilemma with a completely new approach to roofing--with creative thinking like that , NHRA could certainly learn from you!
Alan
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Great Idea using pop tarts! They may well be the most durable, indestructible food (and I use the term loosely here) product known to man. Kudos to you, Alan, you have finally solved the age old pancake/waffle dilemma with a completely new approach to roofing--with creative thinking like that , NHRA could certainly learn from you!
Ahhh, they could certainly learn, but I'm not sure if the current crop of executives is even teachable.....
d'kid
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Great Idea using pop tarts! They may well be the most durable, indestructible food (and I use the term loosely here) product known to man. Kudos to you, Alan, you have finally solved the age old pancake/waffle dilemma with a completely new approach to roofing--with creative thinking like that , NHRA could certainly learn from you!
Hey,
Leave my Brownsugar/cinnamon pop tarts alone. I happen to eat about 8 or 10 during Monday Night Chat, which you seem to be absent from.
And the question is phrased:
If a cow and half, and a calf and a half can eat a bail of hay and a half, in a day and a half, how many waffles does it take to single a dog house?
Math teachers use it to teach how to spot extraneous details and missing details to solve the problem.
d'kid
Kelly
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Kelly, good news! They're having a Shield marathon this weekend!
Damn good thing! Rain predicted this weekend.....there goes my plans.
Kelly
Nitro Member
Have you tried the cinnamon ROLL ones yet? YUMMY!
d'kid
Nitro Member
Nope, but I'll ask the Boss to pick me up some next Tuesday when she goes on her weekly hunt for food
d'kid
Alan
Nitro Member
That depends on several factors.....square or round? As you can imagine, the round waffles are much harder to shingle with, and all things being equal, you can cover the woof roof quicker with square waffles.
But, alas, I've run into the problem of the crows, blue jays, and finches dining on the roof.
Terry
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Karl, as someone with a BA in English (always kinda thought that should have been a BS, considering our curriculum) and a Masters in speech communication, I feel that I am quite qualified to answer your math problem: after careful research and calculation the answer is a washer and dryer because a vest has no sleevesHey,
Leave my Brownsugar/cinnamon pop tarts alone. I happen to eat about 8 or 10 during Monday Night Chat, which you seem to be absent from.
And the question is phrased:
If a cow and half, and a calf and a half can eat a bail of hay and a half, in a day and a half, how many waffles does it take to single a dog house?
Math teachers use it to teach how to spot extraneous details and missing details to solve the problem.
d'kid
G'ginna
Nitro Member
Hey,
Leave my Brownsugar/cinnamon pop tarts alone. I happen to eat about 8 or 10 during Monday Night Chat, which you seem to be absent from.
And the question is phrased:
If a cow and half, and a calf and a half can eat a bail of hay and a half, in a day and a half, how many waffles does it take to single a dog house?
Math teachers use it to teach how to spot extraneous details and missing details to solve the problem.
d'kid
That's easy, regardless of shape, it's a waffle & a half.
d'kid
Nitro Member
That depends on several factors.....square or round? As you can imagine, the round waffles are much harder to shingle with, and all things being equal, you can cover the woof roof quicker with square waffles.
But, alas, I've run into the problem of the crows, blue jays, and finches dining on the roof.
standard 3x3 slanted roof using 12x12 square waffles with 50% vertical overlap and 33% horizontal overlap and peak toppers you will use 44 waffles.
d'kid
