The Farewell Tour. (1 Viewer)

[stitcherbob]

Congrats on your retirement Eugene!
Here’s a simple rule ... always wear pants.
If you put on pants every day it will increase your chances of getting things done and staying active.
If you put on sweatpants it will guarantee laziness and you will start the downward spiral into couch potato.
And if you don’t put on pants they will suspect dementia.....

 

[Cliff]

Bob, you left out put on pants and make sure you zip the fly. I ain't sayin' how I know that.

 

[stitcherbob]

Bob, you left out put on pants and make sure you zip the fly. I ain't sayin' how I know that.

I thought you were going to say " If you don't wear underwear, your neighbors will invest in new window blinds"