Four Kalitta
Nitro Member
Little Johnny was in his 5th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living. All the typical answers came up --- fireman,
policeman, salesman, etc...
Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and
so the teacher asked him about his father. "My
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if
the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley
with some guy and make love with him for money." The
teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some coloring, and
took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really
true about your father?
"No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches Michigan
football, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
front of the other kids."
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living. All the typical answers came up --- fireman,
policeman, salesman, etc...
Little Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and
so the teacher asked him about his father. "My
father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes
off all his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if
the offer's really good, he'll go out to the alley
with some guy and make love with him for money." The
teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some coloring, and
took Little Johnny aside to ask him, "Is that really
true about your father?
"No," said Little Johnny, "He coaches Michigan
football, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
front of the other kids."