Favorite Movie One Liners

[Toejam]

How bout in the First Major League when the manager tells Wesley Snipes "Nice catch Hayes, don't ever F*^#@kin do it again!"

 

[elvis]

How bout in the First Major League when the manager tells Wesley Snipes "Nice catch Hayes, don't ever F*^#@kin do it again!"

"There's a lot of parks that ball would'nt have gone out of."
"Name one."
"Yellowstone."
I was thinking this was Tom Berenger and Charlie Sheen in Major League?!?

 

[Rollout96]

I'm sitting here at work struggling with a cold and thinking I should go home early. I should take some medicine and lay on the couch. After coming back to this thread, I keep thinking I better stop by the video store and rent me an old classic movie too!!!!!

 

[Too many to list here]

The whole movie is great but here is one from Falling Down w M Douglas.

Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not f*%#ing graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is f*%#ing private property. No f*%#ing trespassing. That means f*%#ing you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in f*%#ing English, I would f*%#ing understand it.
Then he kicks ass

 

[Too many to list here]

-Nothing like a good piece of hickory.

-Well, if you're waitin' for a woman to make up her mind, you may have a along wait. Eastwood- Pale Rider



[Harry Callahan has to explain why he shot a man]
Harry Callahan: Well, when an adult male is chasing a female with intent to commit rape, I shoot the bastard. That's my policy.
The Mayor: Intent? How did you establish that?
Harry Callahan: When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher's knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross!
[walks out of the room]
The Mayor: He's got a point.


SPACE BALLS

-Dark Helmet: I bet she gives great helmet.



-Princess Vespa: I am Princess Vespa, daughter of Roland, King of the Druids.
Lone Starr: Oh great. That's all we needed. A Druish princess.
Barf: Funny, she doesn't look Druish.


-Barf: I'm a mog: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!



Dark Helmet: Careful you idiot! I said across her nose, not up it!
Laser Gunner: Sorry sir! I'm doing my best!
Dark Helmet: Who made that man a gunner?
Major *******: I did sir. He's my cousin.
Dark Helmet: Who is he?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a-hole sir.
Dark Helmet: I know that! What's his name?
Colonel Sandurz: That is his name sir. A-hole, Major A-hole!
Dark Helmet: And his cousin?
Colonel Sandurz: He's an a-hole too sir. Gunner's mate First Class Philip A-hole!
Dark Helmet: How many a-holes do we have on this ship, anyway?
[Entire bridge crew stands up and raises a hand]
Entire Bridge Crew: Yo!
Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by a-holes!
[Dark Helmet pulls his face shield down]
Dark Helmet: Keep firing, a-holes!

LOL
LUTHER

 

[elvis]

"Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler..."

Milton Waddums- "Office Space"


"Do you know how fast you were going back there?"
"Uhhhh...65?"
"63"
"But isn't the speed limit 65?"
"Yea, it is."

Arcot Ramathorn to stoner driver in "Super Troopers"

 

[nhray]

I would never-ever make love to you. Even if the future of the human race depended on it, I still wouldn't. "So what's your point baby?" Austin Powers

Just put it down, or I'll "kick you so hard you'll be wearin' your ass for a hat."
So that stuff will do just about anything? Spit... "How's it work on stains?"
Outlaw Josie Wales

If it's gonna happen, it'll happen out there. Right boss? Captian Ron

 

[BF]

The whole movie is great but here is one from Falling Down w M Douglas.

Gang member 1: Whatcha doin' Mister?
Bill Foster: Nothing.
Gang member 1: Nahh, man. You're trespassing on private property.
Bill Foster: Trespassing?
Gang member 2: You're loitering too, man.
Gang member 1: That's right, you're loitering too.
Bill Foster: I didn't see any signs.
Gang member 1: [pointing at a graffiti skull] Whatcha call that?
Bill Foster: Graffiti.
Gang member 1: Nahh man, it's not f*%#ing graffiti. That's a sign.
Gang member 2: He can't read it man.
Gang member 1: Well then I guess I'm gonna have to read it for you. It says this is f*%#ing private property. No f*%#ing trespassing. That means f*%#ing you.
Bill Foster: It says all that?
Gang member 1: Yeah.
Bill Foster: Well, maybe if you wrote it in f*%#ing English, I would f*%#ing understand it.
Then he kicks ass

I like the end of that scene where he goes running after the gang memebers yelling. "Hey, you forgot your briefcase, you forgot your briefcase."

 

[Toejam]

Anyone remember the Episode of Happy Days where Fonzie soups up the Cunningham's Desoto so Richie can Street race some guy over a gal? His friends come over to Fonzie's shop with a Heads/Carb and some other stuff and Fonzie tells them what to do.

Richie Tells Fonzie "I shouldn't do this, I might get punished or grounded!" Fonzie says back "Richie....you crack up in that Rod, there won't be anything left to Punish!"

 

[Paul Berglund]

From Office Space:
Bob- Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter- Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Peter- What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence-I'll tell you what I'd do man....two chicks at the same time man.

Peter- Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?
Lawrence-No. No, man. s***, no, man. I believe you'd get your a** kicked sayin' something like that, man.