Favorite Movie One Liners

[d'kid]

Badges? We don't need no stinking badges

 

[none]

It's just a rat .... A filthy stinking rat.
What knockers.. Why sank you herr docktor.(talking about the huge door knocker on the Frankstien mansion)
You take the blond & I'll take the one in the turban.
In case you have not guessed Young Frankstien is my favorite movie.

 

[Kelly Raquipiso]

Right turn, Clyde.

 

[tiny]

What in the Wide, Wide World of Sports is a'going on here!

 

[vegasnitro]

Do you like apples? Well, I got her number, so how do you like them apples!

-Good Will Hunting

 

[Rollout96]

Do you like apples? Well, I got her number, so how do you like them apples!

-Good Will Hunting

That is probably one of my favorite movie lines EVER!! LOVE it!

 

[cat]

"We'll work up a number 6 on 'em"
"What's a number 6?"
"That's when we come riding into town, a whipping and a whomping, beating every living thing within an inch of its life, except the women of course."
"You spare the women?"
"No, we rape the sh*t out of them at the number 6 dance later that night!"

Blazing saddles

 

[DrRocket]

Not from a movie, but an early MASH episode:

Maj. Frank Burns: "I've got two oak leafs on my collar!"
Lt. Col Henry Blake: "And I've got two dimples on my butt!!"

 

[Alan]

Yippee Ky Yeah Motherf#$@$r --- Diehard

Is it weird that it feels good? -- American Wedding (Steve Stifler is the greatest)

 

[Buzzz Miller]

Your hunches are worth about as much as dental floss at a Willie Nelson concert.
For an extra grand I will let you take me out to dinner.

 

[Jenn]

"You make sure you make them remember, forever, the night they played the Titans"

Remember the Titans.

Cheesy yes, but I like it! I can really relate to the little girl in that movie

 

[none]

You uh, think you used enough dymamite there Butch?

Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.

Have you ever had the Aunt Jehmima treatment?

Stripes

My Dingy is bigger than your whole boat!

Caddyshack

Alan

 

[merc49]

"Are you gonna pull those pistols or whistle Dixie?"
The Outlaw Josey Wales

"Sorry don't get it done Dude."
Rio Bravo

"Adrienneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"
Rocky

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather

 

[BF]

"What kind of music do you usually have here?'

"Both kinds, country and western"

Blues Brothers

 

[.]

"You're going to need a bigger boat" -Roy Scheider in Jaws

"You want the truth? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!" -Jack Nicholson in A few good men

"These go to eleven." -Nigel Tufnel(Chris Guest) in Spinal Tap

 

[Old Sg]

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here. This is the war room".......President Merkin Muffley(Peter Sellers).........Dr. Strangelove or How to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb.

 

[Rollout96]

"I'll make him an offer he can't refuse."
The Godfather

I can't even READ that quote without hearing the theme music in my head!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[mick]

i don't have to turn man, i'm a drag racer.
- j. amato to m. martin in old valvoline commercial.

badges...... we don't need no stinking badges
- blazing saddles

 

[BF]

I can't believe I forgot this one one, being a bowling alley bum myself.

From Arthur: "Usually one must go to bowling alley to meet a woman of your stature."

 

[Bullard Anderson]

"Who is that?"
"My wife"
Urban Cowboy