Favorite Movie One Liners (1 Viewer)
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"Dr. Dirt"
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"That ought to do it, Ray" - Ghostbusters
"I don't think so, Osborn" - Back to School
"Some mistakes you never quit paying for" - The Natural
"Not a man like you" - Meet Joe Black
"Who does these books?" - Murray Blum in "Dave"
"Not Mother?" - Dirty Rotton Scoundrels
"Kato! Warm up the Silver Hornet" - one of the "Pink Panthers"
I could go on for hours with this one but I'll spare you all.
"I don't think so, Osborn" - Back to School
"Some mistakes you never quit paying for" - The Natural
"Not a man like you" - Meet Joe Black
"Who does these books?" - Murray Blum in "Dave"
"Not Mother?" - Dirty Rotton Scoundrels
"Kato! Warm up the Silver Hornet" - one of the "Pink Panthers"
I could go on for hours with this one but I'll spare you all.
Bullard Anderson
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"Who said that, Who the hell said that. Who's the slimmy twinkled toed Communist C*cks*cker who just signed his own death warrant"
Gunery Seargant Hartman.
"I take this hat off for one thing, and one thing only"
Burt Reynolds
"Ryan, be careful what you shoot at, things in here don't react to well to bullets."
Sean Connery
Gunery Seargant Hartman.
"I take this hat off for one thing, and one thing only"
Burt Reynolds
"Ryan, be careful what you shoot at, things in here don't react to well to bullets."
Sean Connery
NHRAMike
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Ishmael to Roy Munson in Kingpin, refering to Claudia:
I didn't want to say anything, but with those narrow hips of hers, she couldn't have more than six or seven kids.
and
Gus and Mother Rose in The Ref:
Gus: You know lady, I'd like to tie you to the back of a f*cking truck.
Rose: You don't have the balls
Gus: What the f*ck is wrong with you? I thought moms were supposed to be nice and sweet and patient. I know loansharks that are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead lady, he's hiding.
I didn't want to say anything, but with those narrow hips of hers, she couldn't have more than six or seven kids.
and
Gus and Mother Rose in The Ref:
Gus: You know lady, I'd like to tie you to the back of a f*cking truck.
Rose: You don't have the balls
Gus: What the f*ck is wrong with you? I thought moms were supposed to be nice and sweet and patient. I know loansharks that are more forgiving than you. Your husband ain't dead lady, he's hiding.
Paul Berglund
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From Dumb and Dumber
"Kick his a$$ SeaBass!!!"
"Kick his a$$ SeaBass!!!"
elvis
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I have a .45 and a shovel. I doubt anybody would miss you.
-Dan Hedaya in "Clueless"
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Hell, I like you. I might take you home and let you F*** my sister.
-Gunny Sarge Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket"
Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons.
-John Travolta to Howie Long in "Broken Arrow"
-Dan Hedaya in "Clueless"
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece.
Hell, I like you. I might take you home and let you F*** my sister.
-Gunny Sarge Hartman in "Full Metal Jacket"
Would you mind not shooting at the thermonuclear weapons.
-John Travolta to Howie Long in "Broken Arrow"
Kelly Raquipiso
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"Pull out a .45 and bang, settle it." Bruce Lee in Enter the Dragon
"Get yourself a bag of doughnuts." Powers Boothe in Rapid Fire
"Does anyone else have the heebee geebees? No. So shut up!" Sacha Baron Cohen as King Julien in Madagascar
"Five is right out" Monty Pyhton's Holy Grail we use this any time the conversation has a number in it
"Get yourself a bag of doughnuts." Powers Boothe in Rapid Fire
"Does anyone else have the heebee geebees? No. So shut up!" Sacha Baron Cohen as King Julien in Madagascar
"Five is right out" Monty Pyhton's Holy Grail we use this any time the conversation has a number in it
Bullard Anderson
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"A flute with no holes is not a flute, and a doughnut with no holes....is a Danish"
Chevy Chase
Chevy Chase
none
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"Hey, you scratched my anchor!" - Caddyshack
"Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry...anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it, don`t ya think?" - Bull Durham
"What are ya Hooper....some kinda half assed astronaut?" - Jaws
"Put that coffee down...coffee`s for closers." - GlenGarryGlenRoss
"What is your major malfunction numbnuts...didn`t mommy and daddy show you enough love?" - Full Metal Jacket
"I`m the kling klang king of the rim ram room." - Leaving Las Vegas
"And then depression set in." - Stripes
"Man, that ball got out of here in a hurry...anything that travels that far ought to have a damn stewardess on it, don`t ya think?" - Bull Durham
"What are ya Hooper....some kinda half assed astronaut?" - Jaws
"Put that coffee down...coffee`s for closers." - GlenGarryGlenRoss
"What is your major malfunction numbnuts...didn`t mommy and daddy show you enough love?" - Full Metal Jacket
"I`m the kling klang king of the rim ram room." - Leaving Las Vegas
"And then depression set in." - Stripes
