Breaking news:

[DixonFan]

Breaking news:
BP announced that this morning they installed a wedding ring around the leaking pipe & almost instantly, it quit putting out.

 

[Student of the sport]

You will be sending the monitor cleaning kit my way ASAP!!!!

 

[e-town iceyman]

funny stuff

 

[Toejam]

I heard a better one, they put Mel Gibson's Mouth over it!

 

[mw6789]

Its worked every time for me.