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A BIG distraction...

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I prefer to NOT walk around with 2 Bowling Balls on my chest!!! Sheeze!!! She is 5'3!!! She is gonna fall over!!!

David Letterman did a great monologue about her last night. He said that she would be a great floatation device if your plane landed in the water!!!:D
 
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I prefer to NOT walk around with 2 Bowling Balls on my chest!!! Sheeze!!! She is 5'3!!! She is gonna fall over!!!

David Letterman did a great monologue about her last night. He said that she would be a great floatation device if your plane landed in the water!!!:D
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I had a girlfriend a few years back with a large natural set (not this huge, but like 38 D's). She said they were real cool at 18 or 19, but by 30, they were a pain in the a**.:)
 
World's Largest? According to who? Not even close! Maybe......MAYBE in proportion to her body size. Even then, I doubt it.

The devil's in them thar words.

the world’s most enhanced woman according to the Guinness Book of World Records.
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All she had to do was start out with a flat as a surfboard chest and be the "most enhanced." I've known natural women who would make her cry! :D The sexiest part of a woman is between her ears, anyways, IMO.
 
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Sorry but those are just too big. :rolleyes:
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And you're an embarrassment to your gender! I still have trouble accepting that a friend's wife had reduction surgery. That just ain't right!

Oooohhh! Wait a minute! You're doing what I mentioned above. Act like you really care about her eyes or that they could actually be too big. Smart man! ;)
 
Re: A BIG distraction...and mental defect

What a collosal freak of surgury, Sad she doesn't realise how ill she is and others just egg her on., Sorta ruins the whole package... and inviting strangers on the street to touch them. how creepy is that? especialy being that she is married. He must either feel sorry for her or is along for her "entertaibnment" income.
 
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