Whatever you do, don't use the phrase "Rode hard and put away wet" around my aunt. She'll beat you for using inuendos in front of her.
My grandpa uses some of those. It must be an older person thing. Here's some others I've heard him say for years.
4. "Never say cant. Cant never could."
5. "He's as useless as tits on a boar hog."
There's so many more I know I'm forgetting. I could tell Pappy stories forever.
-with crabs!!!"Busier than a one-armed paper hanger"
Who is Georginna Sams?
J/K ... Congrats and welcome back.
Here is another one from back in the day:
"I would rather drink gasoline and p!ss on a brush fire."
That would be something we would hear on "Sons of Anarchy", right Joe?
I saw her in Bakersfield on Sunday. Hanging out in the nitro pits.One of my faves from Ma Green.....
I was cut out to be rich. I just wasn't sewn together properly.![]()