Larry Morgan's gone and opened his mouth again (2 Viewers)

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He's gonna be driving Gator McCluskey's Ford LTD ...
"I bet this machine 'bout outrun anything, wouldn't it?"

"Yeah"

"Motorsickle, State Police Cars..just about anything on the road...it's tuned up fine huh?"

"Only two things in the world I'm scared of."

"Only scared of two things?..what's that?"

"Women and the police."
 
Pro stock sucks anyway. Those cars are just promods without a wing & blower. Get rid of the class altogether and let em all move up to Pro Mod where the real excitement is. Am I clear enough, I HATE PRO STOCK!:mad:
Hope he reads his private mail!!!
 
"I bet this machine 'bout outrun anything, wouldn't it?"

"Yeah"

"Motorsickle, State Police Cars..just about anything on the road...it's tuned up fine huh?"

"Only two things in the world I'm scared of."

"Only scared of two things?..what's that?"

"Women and the police."

You guys are SO close...........:rolleyes:

and, women don't scare me........
 
Pro stock sucks anyway. Those cars are just promods without a wing & blower. Get rid of the class altogether and let em all move up to Pro Mod where the real excitement is. Am I clear enough, I HATE PRO STOCK!:mad:

This post just emphasizes the dramatic differance between fan and racer. The fan unless he is an absolute motorhead and perhaps aspiring racer the average fan wants a show and excitement and they might find some classes boring, yet to the racer now the racers wants to win and race and beat the other guy and go as quick and fast as he can and said racers probably thinks whatever class he is in is the greatest class ever.
 
I was one of the guys that questioned whether he shut off because of a real problem with the motor or because of the condition of the track. I wasn't there...I didn't hear the motor running poorly and I apologize for making that incorrect inference.
I will repeat the first part of my post...I like Larry Morgan.
 
Hope he reads his private mail!!!

Hope you read yours too Allen! Understand me, I loved Pro Stock till about 10 years ago. They were the best in the early 70's(yes I was there). I say Run stock bodied Challengers, Mustangs & Camaros and make them "stock" again. Stock wheelbase, Limit engine size to 300CI and weight to 2500lbs. :p
 
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Yes you will, but you might be VERY surprised in what I'll be driving....... if it works out, it'll be fun & fit the Cajuns perfectly!

Unk

Mud boat or air boat and you will run the crawfish traps in the Belle Rose swamps so we can have something to boil Saturday night.
Just joking, you going to drive Thriller's fun bus and throw leftover Saints beads :)
 
Mud boat or air boat and you will run the crawfish traps in the Belle Rose swamps so we can have something to boil Saturday night.
Just joking, you going to drive Thriller's fun bus and throw leftover Saints beads :)

Thriller's bus, HAH, just TRY and get Thriller out from behind the wheel, ESPECIALLY since his Saints won. Have his feet EVEN touched ground yet?

Airboat ride, I'd do that, never been on one........ but I wouldn't be countin on me to run the traps for food, don't think I've had the needed training for that and that would leave A LOT of people hungry, and that wouldn't be a good thing @ Pat's race.
 
Hope you read yours too Allen! Understand me, I loved Pro Stock till about 10 years ago. They were the best in the early 70's(yes I was there). I say Run stock bodied Challengers, Mustangs & Camaros and make them "stock" again. Stock wheelbase, Limit engine size to 300CI and weight to 2500lbs. :p

I could live with most of that, though I'd say 350 size engines with FI. But as long as we're living in the past, can we get the funny car bodies to resemble REAL cars again too?

Evolution, it happens, doesn't please everyone, but doesn't make it all bad either. "IT" happens.

Unk
 
I could live with most of that, though I'd say 350 size engines with FI. But as long as we're living in the past, can we get the funny car bodies to resemble REAL cars again too?

Evolution, it happens, doesn't please everyone, but doesn't make it all bad either. "IT" happens.

Unk

Unk, may I take a guess. Can you say Sippy Hole! :p Probably spelled it wrong, but still was fun to watch the guys fall into it! :D

As far as funnycar bodys, in my world they all do look like cars. Come hang out with me again sometime. ;)

Rapid
 
Unk, may I take a guess. Can you say Sippy Hole! :p Probably spelled it wrong, but still was fun to watch the guys fall into it! :D

As far as funnycar bodys, in my world they all do look like cars. Come hang out with me again sometime. ;)

Rapid

Rapid,

Would love to do the AA/FA thing again, you guys just need to race on an off weekend so I can get there,:D

Unk
 
Rapid,

Would love to do the AA/FA thing again, you guys just need to race on an off weekend so I can get there,:D

Unk

3:20 a.m.? Holy cow, Bob... wtf are you doing up at 3:20 in the morning? That's got to be tough on old guy like you, lol. :D

Actually, I was up about that time also but you know I've got a good excuse. :)

Oh yeah, my guess for your Cajun chariot is a 74 Pinto.
 
3:20 a.m.? Holy cow, Bob... wtf are you doing up at 3:20 in the morning? That's got to be tough on old guy like you, lol. :D

Actually, I was up about that time also but you know I've got a good excuse. :)

Oh yeah, my guess for your Cajun chariot is a 74 Pinto.

Shhh Tom. Actually it is a 76 Pinto. I heard from a really totally reliable source Unk is training in the middle of the night for his new seat in his very own Bob "I Got Da Funk" Unkefer's Traveling Jet Car Show and Extravaganza.

He plans on entering it in S/S at a few events to get some seat time.
 
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