Haddock....

[RAPID]

And to continue with the derail ,

It's ok MM, I made up the "Vig" by charging them for the car wash!

Rapid {Proud Owner of "Rapid's Car Wash and Corn Removal Emporium" open all night on race nights}

 

[Nitrohelper]

on internet etiquette...

Gaynor told me to quit trying to get that top internet a$$hole (TIA) award because he's the best ... but I keep trying...

 

[Nitrohelper]

...did ruin the corn harvest last year...

Hey I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate...
It was only about 150' long and the width of a F/C spoiler...
Fortunately Iowa has that stuff everywhere , they didn't miss it...

 

[Von Halen]

Jerry, thank you for not being afraid to express your opinion. Hopefully the almighty know it all delete police that continue to ruin this place, won't delete your posts, or this entire thread. (I'd bet they will)

 

[__]

That's fine I can take it...
Go ahead put up the list of people that I didn't pay while running my fuel cars...
I was on open account with every supplier...
... Then add to list the people that say I lied to them about my obligations...
After you get that list finished tell folks the number of times that I threw the rods out
(twice while testing a new Nitro additive for Angus)...
during the six years ('85-'91) that we ran over 30 dates a year at NHRA, IHRA and match races...

Jerry, you are a a master fuel tuner, beacon of integrity, and an all around superlative human being. I mean, all we had to do to verify that was ask you, right? Oh, sorry I forgot to mention how humble you are too.

 

[MM]

\don't exaggerate...

there is a certain irony in you telling me that

 

[Spanky]

I just play an a$$hole on the internet ...

you are the resident "internet bully"

mikey does that make you the resident 'internet ra-tard'? just askin!

*hands mikey his safety helmet*

 

[JAG]

Hey I've told you a million times - don't exaggerate...
It was only about 150' long and the width of a F/C spoiler...
Fortunately Iowa has that stuff everywhere , they didn't miss it...

You know Jerry, that corn was back up the very next month..lol. I guess that corn grows fast in Iowa.

 

[Spanky]

no but him and Doc did ruin the corn harvest last year

that was funny sh!t too... well after all the corn settled and we knew doc redenbacher was ok!!

 

[MM]

that was funny sh!t too... well after all the corn settled and we knew doc redenbacher was ok!!

the real funny part was that Doc had his blinker on the whole time

 

[MM]

mikey does that make you the resident 'internet ra-tard'? just askin!

*hands mikey his safety helmet*

my mommy makes me wear floaties when i eat soup so i don't drown

 

[Spanky]

my mommy makes me wear floaties when i eat soup so i don't drown

you get patted on the head a lot and called 'lil precious' don't ya!!

damn this winter/global warming crap needs to get over with cuz i miss ya man!!

 

[Nitrohelper]

I forgot to mention how humble you are too.

Well thank you so much for reminding me, I just didn't want to put everything in one post...
That walking on water thing impresses the folks too...

 

[__]

Well thank you so much for reminding me, I just didn't want to put everything in one post...
That walking on water thing impresses the folks too...

You are most certainly welcome. The water part... eh, even a fat ass like me can do that when it's been below 32 degrees for a week or so.

 

[MM]

you get patted on the head a lot and called 'lil precious' don't ya!!

i like pancakes!!!

 

[Rajunz]

I'm sure there's some racers in Australia , Europe and the States that won't agree with you.
Maybe add some ex-wives & girlfriends to that list too... He didn't get the nickname of the "Stinky Fish" by accident...

I do know one thing, 5 or so years ago there were some Aussies posting here on the NitroMater looking for Terry Haddock's blood for selling them junked parts after falsifying their condition. I'm just saying..........

 

[Terry]

no but him and Doc did ruin the corn harvest last year

Rapid, Mike M., corn, harvest.....shouldn't I be posting on this thread somewhere????