Did George Bush say that?
OMG, Suzie...me too!
Whatever you do, don't use the phrase "Rode hard and put away wet" around my aunt. She'll beat you for using inuendos in front of her.
5. "He's as useless as tits on a boar hog."
My granpa used to say "Useless as teets on a bull". LOL
Some others:
"He's about a half-bubble off plumb"
"Don't know sh!t from apple butter"
"His butt sucks buttermilk"
"Will run like a scalded dog"
"You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear"
"If you mess with the bull, don't cry when you get the horns"
"Busier than a one-armed paper hanger"
I just got "I'll give it a lick and a promise" explained to me yesterday.
Not AT ALL what I thought!
Oh please, do tell!