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My brother's nickname is Boomer and my nieces call him "Uncool Boner" but they are 2 years old so we'll cut them some slack.
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My brother's nickname is Boomer and my nieces call him "Uncool Boner" but they are 2 years old so we'll cut them some slack.
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Just a tad off-track..at the edge of town their is a strip joint called the Lumberyard..
Their radio ad is "Where real men go to get their wood."
Haven't heard it in a while..I'm hoping it's not playing anymore.
In a way a nice play on words..but I didn't appreciate the fact my 13 yr old Son was in the truck with me. Popular local station in the middle of the afternoon..jeez.
Their radio ad is "Where real men go to get their wood."
Haven't heard it in a while..I'm hoping it's not playing anymore.
In a way a nice play on words..but I didn't appreciate the fact my 13 yr old Son was in the truck with me. Popular local station in the middle of the afternoon..jeez.
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The local porn shop is called the "Newstand" and the strip club is the "Library"
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I know a kid who's 1st name is Anniken, middle is Luke. His Dad is a huge Star Wars buff. I know he paid dearly in some form or another to get his wife to go along with naming thier kid Anniken. And yes, he goes by Annie too!!
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There is a student at the local high school that was in the paper recently.........Luke Skye Walker
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Went in a Chinese restaurant in my home town once and they had a picture from the local paper of the family that owned the joint. The husband's name was Wong Dong. Wonder if he and Harry are related? Went in a McDonalds once in Tuscaloosa AL on our way to the football game and the girl that waited on us at the counter was named Champale. I wondered if maybe that was what her parents were drinking when she was conceived.
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What about the old NASCAR driver Dick Trickle? Sounds like some form of V.D.!!!
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Uh-Oh!!! I just found a No Dong!!! I am peeing myself over here!!!
Ok, just breathe!!!
Suzie, put the phone book down.....back away from the white pages, and stay away from the Dong section!
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I know of a Mary Kristmas (correct spelling) that worked for my company as well..
I guess Smiley isn't so bad! Although my middle name is Joseph and as a kid EVERYONE called me "BJ", that was always interesting.. Damn "BJ and the Bear" started all that crap.
I even had a blue coat with "BJ" on the back of it.
I guess it could be worse..
Brian I knew of a very successful Dirt track racer from Arizona named Marion Smiley. No one laughed after getting whipped I'll bet!
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oh..there is also the DON LONG who builds Dragsters too.... or used too..
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There is a S/C racer named Michael Hunt. He doesn't like being called Mike Hunt much.
