My "list":
Ric Flair, sure his time in the squared circle is over, but would the racers still respect his authority? could he still go if called upon? I think so. besides, he could put offending violators in the figure four on the starting line.
Carrot Top, during down time he could entertain the fans better than the Geico dorks
Gordon Ramsey, brings an international flavor to the sport, and lord knows he ain't afraid to rip into anyone not doing things correctly. but, how would the chef fair against Connie?
Skip Bayless, for those who don't know, he's a wildly opinionated talking piece for ESPN. surely he would bring in some new fans to the sport, or expose all it's flaws.
Paula Abdul, everybody would get a perfect light, unfortunately there would be more clean up from Paula crying because someone lost.
Kurt Busch, gotta start over somewhere.
Tony George & Brian Barnhardt, these two nimrods did their absolute best to ruin open wheel racing with spec cars and engines......umm wait a minute.
A.J. Foyt, Super Tex would straighten out the most crooked of offenders, if he could catch them. just ask Arie Luyendyk.
Chris Karamesines, his ultimate revenge for implementing that cursed device in the first place. take that Schumacher as the Greek red lights Sarge for all those guesses Greek used to take. Although it might be difficult flipping the switch from the drivers seat.
A cardboard cutout of the late great Buster Couch, gotta be more intimidating than most people.
But seriously, since race day is essentially automated, why not just leave it that way and put a couple more officials on the starting line to look for fluid on the track or cars leaking.
