Nascar Coach

[Mike]

NASCAR Coach Reveals Winning Strategy: 'Drive Fast' | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

 

[willy]

LOL...**crack me up**

That's funny right there!

 

[twok4hd]

Is that guy related to Jeff Burton? Sounds like him

 

[Jenn]

lol, remember Angelle's powerade commericial?

What's the secret to winning a pro stock motorcycle championship Angelle?

Answer: "Hang on, really, really, tight!"

 

[Mike]

Glenn, dont you mean Ward(LOL)

 

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Glenn, dont you mean Ward(LOL)

Didn't Ward bite the tip of his tongue off during a crash years ago?

I was at the bar one night and overheard a guy say to one of his friends.......
"Ward sounds like a sh!t salesman with a sample in his mouth"
I just about spit my beer across the bar when I heard that.

 

[G'ginna]

lol, remember Angelle's powerade commericial?

What's the secret to winning a pro stock motorcycle championship Angelle?

Answer: "Hang on, really, really, tight!"

I do, but my warped brain keeps thinking it in a tweety-bird accent... weally weally...

said I was warped, didn't I?

 

[Kelly]

Didn't Ward bite the tip of his tongue off during a crash years ago?

I was at the bar one night and overheard a guy say to one of his friends.......
"Ward sounds like a sh!t salesman with a sample in his mouth"
I just about spit my beer across the bar when I heard that.

Jeff said one time that he grew up on the North side of the house and Ward the South side....that's why they sound so different.

 

[mick]

just think how good the NHRA drivers could be if our budgets
could afford personal coaches like that

........."HIT THE GAS!!!!!.......DRIVE STRAIGHT!!!!!
PULL THE CHUTE!!!!!........I SAID! PULL - THE - CHUTE!!!!!!
PULL THE.........oh shit.

 

[Jenn]

I do, but my warped brain keeps thinking it in a tweety-bird accent... weally weally...

said I was warped, didn't I?

You are pretty close, that's how I remember it

I remember her national dragster ad too, where it sounded like she said

"Even my grandmah weads national dragstah!"

She's lost her accent a little, I think but she still rocks.

 

[twok4hd]

Glenn, dont you mean Ward(LOL)

I think I did mean Ward...But hell all them Jeffs sound alike

 

[G'ginna]

You are pretty close, that's how I remember it

I remember her national dragster ad too, where it sounded like she said

"Even my grandmah weads national dragstah!"

She's lost her accent a little, I think but she still rocks.

Definitely one of a kind & pretty cool.