Hilarious new John Force blog

[Nemo]

Thats some good stuff. This guy needs to do a segment dressed as Force on NHRA raceday like Caliendo from Mad TV does for the NFL show on fox.

 

[Deb]

Diving The (un) Real John Force: Diving

 

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Diving The (un) Real John Force: Diving

5- When you get out of the car, throw something. Jump up and down and make a real scene. It will keep Mike Dunn's sniffer off your case. He smells dives like I smell tv cameras.

So true

 

[Rusty]

Have to agree, Very funny!!!!!!

 

[none]

had to see if this signaure works sorry no new posts Ray where are u??

 

[willy]

Seems to be slackin..no knew entries since this morning. Hope he stays with it.

Edit: The (un) Real John Force: Adventures in bicycling

Back in the saddle..LOL

 

[d'kid]

Daughters A & B nagging about what Papa eats is a great line...

who is this guy?????

d'kid

 

[davet]

Now that is some real good humor. I sure hope O'l John has time to put his Coor's down at read this blog. One can almost if not completly believe all this
as being real.
Dave
ps..Get well soon John and it was good to see you back at the track.

 

[Deb]

Another entry The (un) Real John Force: Guinea Pigs in the countdown

 

[none]

PJ Where are you?? Blog has some interesting things to say about the countdown. "We may remember them as the Guinea Pigs from 2007."

http://unrealjohnforce.blogspot.com/:D:D:D:D

 

[Deb]

PJ Where are you?? Blog has some interesting things to say about the countdown. "We may remember them as the Guinea Pigs from 2007."

http://unrealjohnforce.blogspot.com/:D:D:D:

This is weird our post are exactly at the same time 9:58 am.

 

[none]

And now, finally the recognition he so richly deserves .... A full length, star studded, big budget movie!!!!

The (un) Real John Force

 

[Dave]

And now, finally the recognition he so richly deserves .... A full length, star studded, big budget movie!!!!

The (un) Real John Force

Needs to watch American Graffitti again - he drive a '55 chevy

 

[none]

Movie Part 2

The (un) Real John Force

"If Paul Page calls me John one more time, I'm gonna donkey punch him."

 

[d'kid]

Movie Part 2

The (un) Real John Force

"If Paul Page calls me John one more time, I'm gonna donkey punch him."

Ralph....

Why are you writing that Blog????

still smirking over the george entry... and I'm with John on this.... heard the name, never seen a thing he's been in....

 

[none]

Karl don't start... I believed what you said about you and Ray not being involved. I am posting a lot about this and probably would have a blast contributing. It's an interesting diversion from all the crap last weekend and I'm sure some more insanity this one. Whoever is doing this picked a great time for it, don't you think?? But alas, it's not me.

 

[d'kid]

Ralph,

I'm checkin' the thing maybe 5 times a day... and if it had been me, the pig post... I would have gone down the road of pigs and pipelines, also... just rambling from one thought to another....

I repeat, it's not Ray or I

On this, we both Drink the 5th....

d'kid

 

[none]

Karl, until you brought the pigs and pipelines thing up I had forgotten about that. There are so many "Forceisms" that this thing could go on a long time.
Maybe we should start our own?

 

[Randy]

No thats funny, I dont think its Mike H though. I believe him

Checking out the MH web cam I the first thing I noticed was that his keyboard had orange keys and he was laughing as he was typing. Then on the corner of his computer desk I saw an 8x10 of John Force next to a bag of half eaten Cheet-Oh's. I think it's him and I'll raise the anti to ten bucks.

 

[JRX]

another new post.... The (un) Real John Force

sure is fun...hope it lasts, the offseason could be shorter with this blog.