Hilarious new John Force blog

[Rollout96]

Look at John's new ride.

"It's got two Buell motors injected on methanol, and that bottle you see strapped on it is full of giggle gas."

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

 

[none]

hahhahahahahahaah.........(UN)Superman knows how to make an entrance

 

[none]

Mel, I think you may be right!! Ray has been conspicuous by his absence on this thread so far. I wonder if all the sanding has affected his brain. Is it you Ray???

 

[d'kid]

hmmmmmmmm.............anyone keeping tabs on Ray?

I told you Guys, ain't me and Ray

d'kid

 

[none]

Is someone reading us and going from there???????

Alan.... Cut it Out... I'm laughing so hard my sides HURT!!!!!!!!

OK Karl, spill your guts. If it's not you and Ray, and no Alan has posted here, you evidently know something. Does Mr. Reinhart have something to do with it.

 

[Mike Henkelman]

I'm guessing its either Jerrod or Joker.

 

[d'kid]

OK Karl, spill your guts. If it's not you and Ray, and no Alan has posted here, you evidently know something. Does Mr. Reinhart have something to do with it.

I really think it's the Princess...
but I, like, totally have no clue, you know

Alan's too nice....

(it's really Bob Frey)

 

[none]

OMG It's just been updated again. Accident in the pits. The carnage, the brutality!!!
The (un) Real John Force

 

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OMG It's just been updated again. Accident in the pits. The carnage, the brutality!!!
The (un) Real John Force

OMG, my eyes are watering up from laughing so hard!

 

[J.C.]

Anybody else hitting your refresh button on the site, all day long, waiting for the next post? This is absolutely hillarious!!!!

 

[d'kid]

OMG, my eyes are watering up from laughing so hard!

Laughing so hard I can't see the Monitor...

Imagine the same can at five in the afternoon

d'kid

 

[d'kid]

Anybody else hitting your refresh button on the site, all day long, waiting for the next post? This is absolutely hillarious!!!!

hope just checkin' every couple of hours... too real for someone not in the know... someone's got John nailed... and the target audience...


d'kid

 

[Randy]

I'm guessing its either Jerrod or Joker.

I'll put my five bucks on MH.

These stories have a familiar ring to them, as in writing style.

RG

 

[Darryl]

I'm with you Randy...my money is on Henkelman. Could he come up with this? 'So Coil calls me a few minutes ago to check in on me. He and I have a love/hate relationship. He loves to get paid and hates that he works for me to do it. I love that he tunes the car, and hate that I have no idea what the hell he's talking about. So its kind of this mutual deal.'

Now that IS FREAKIN' FUNNY and yeh, he could!

 

[none]

OK kids I have had my fill of the countdown, espn running over both days, the diving, Paul Page, selective enforcement of the rules and especially dim bulb. It's time to take a break from all the b.s. Let's see what happened yesterday on the blog. New Post!!!! The (un) Real John Force


Have a great day everyone, only 6 more days until some one will pick the winners for you!!!!

 

[d'kid]

I'm guessing its either Jerrod or Joker.

After much thought....

It's Mike Neff...

d'kid

 

[none]

"Looking at Ashley cut a .130 reaction time in the final made me throw up in my mouth."

nuff said............

 

[Student of the sport]

That is some of the funniest stuff Iv'e ever read!!!

"Whit is like a box of dynomite dropped off at a cigar shop" !!!!

Hang on, I keep falling out of my chair!!!

 

[none]

DIVE,DIVE,DIVE Back to the blog kids another installment!!
The (un) Real John Force



Fire is good. No one in their right mind would set the car on fire taking a dive. Even CSI would say "No way that was a dive. That thing is on fire."

 

[Sandy]

when I go out and wear my rings I hire somebody to wear the other 4.

No thats funny, I dont think its Mike H though. I believe him