Toejam
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These are Cool!
What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi?
Bamboo
What do you call a coven that loves the beach?
A sand witches
What do you get if you cross Dracula and a snowman?
Frostbite
What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed
What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg?
A hoblin' goblin
Which monster loves dance music?
The boogieman
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
And did you hear about the ghost photographer?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
BWAAAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!
Have a happy Halloween!!!!!!!
What do you get if you cross a ghost and Bambi?
Bamboo
What do you call a coven that loves the beach?
A sand witches
What do you get if you cross Dracula and a snowman?
Frostbite
What happened to the guy who didn't pay the exorcist?
He got repossessed
What do you call a ghoul with a broken leg?
A hoblin' goblin
Which monster loves dance music?
The boogieman
What do you get when you divide the circumference of a
jack-o'-lantern by its diameter?
Pumpkin Pi.
And did you hear about the ghost photographer?
The spirit was willing but the flash was weak.
BWAAAAHAAHAAHAA!!!!!
Have a happy Halloween!!!!!!!
