Subject: MSNBC breakin news: Daimler Auctions Chrysler Group on Ebay
with Buy-It-Now option.
11:35AM, Stuttgart, Germany
MSNBC breaking news: Daimler Auctions Chrysler Group on E-Bay with
Buy-It-Now option.
DaimlerChrysler has taken the initiative and listed their troubled
Chrysler division on the auction site "eBay". Listed as a No Reserve
auction, with a "Buy it Now" option, the listing is the largest ever
placed at the on-line auction house.
The listing states:
"Large, somewhat profitable, American division of DaimlerChrysler.
Worked great in the past, but has had a few problems staying running.
Needs a hefty tune-up. Does not come with $14 Billion in liquid assets
shown in photos (removed in 1998 by Daimler to help streamline and
lighten the cash heavy laden wealthy organization). Recently lost $1.2
Billion (in potential sales), even though it sold most of its 2006 year
vehicles and posted records in several areas of sales. Although sucked
dry by its merger partner, may show potential in the future due to
superior engineering and design over current parent company.
Buy It Now and get free shipping of all unwanted employees to another
state, 2000 new engineers and designers (East Asian Nationals - our
choice of off-shore locations), and a autographed photo of Bob Eaton
with Juergen
Shremps lip prints on it. BIN price: $4.1B
THIS IS A NO RESERVE AUCTION! Remember that all debts must be paid to
the seller within 72 hours of auction close or an undisclosed secret
local auto company like GM may be allowed a second chance bid... Oops."