Larry
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Check Out The Drummer !
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HEMI6point1
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Wouldn't it be funny if he got a gig with a major band after this? I thought he was great.
Rollout96
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I did a google search... He has his own site:
Steve Moore The Mad Drummer This Drummer Is At The Wrong Gig Rick K Sharp Dressed Man
Steve Moore The Mad Drummer This Drummer Is At The Wrong Gig Rick K Sharp Dressed Man
merc49
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Those flames scare the other drummers!
Ah heck, we gotta have some drummer jokes!
"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
• Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
• Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.
• Why do guitar playerss put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
• How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
• What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
Drool.
• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"
Thank you, and good night!
Ah heck, we gotta have some drummer jokes!
"Hey buddy, how late does the band play?"
"Oh, about a half beat behind the drummer."
• Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
Because it can keep good time and won't sleep with your girlfriend.
• Hey, did you hear about the drummer who finished high school?
Me either.
• Why do guitar playerss put drumsticks on the dash of their car?
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
• What do you call someone who hangs around with musicians?
A drummer.
• How can you tell when a drummer's at the door?
The knocking speeds up.
• How is a drum solo like a sneeze?
You can tell it's coming, but you can't do anything about it.
• How do you get a drummer off your porch?
Pay him for the pizza.
• What does the average drummer get on an IQ test?
Drool.
• I once asked a drummer how to spell "Mississippi".
He said, "the river or the state?"
Thank you, and good night!
