I've read the "Alan Is Wonderful" thread with interest, but I think you should all know one important fact. Well, actually several.
1. Despite on-going Internet rumors, saying nice things about Alan will no longer result in your receiving a $5 bill in the mail. He's apparently run out of paper and has just found out the banks won't take the bills he prints on pink paper.
2. After thorough research NHRA has decided that Alan isn't allowed to have 57 of his closest friends join him on the announcing deck. It made things a little crowded.
3. NHRA has also reduced Alan's ticket allotment to one -- his own, so he can no longer get you into the races at no charge.
4. Two pro team owners have confirmed that Alan was NOT authorized to offer rides in their Top Fuel and Funny Cars, and you shouldn't have believed those promises from him in the first place.
But, when you get right down to it, Alan is:
1. Thoroughly professional.
2. Thoroughly prepared.
3. Able to handle the unexpected as if no problem has actually happened.
4. Informative.
5. Humorous.
And I really to hate to add this, but he's also a pretty good guy.
Damn! Did I actually WRITE that?
Jon Asher
Senior Editor
CompetitionPlus.com