Alan
Nitro Member
I always say that ignorant people should NOT breed!!!
Man fined for buckling in beer, not toddler - Vehicular weirdness - MSNBC.com
Man fined for buckling in beer, not toddler - Vehicular weirdness - MSNBC.com
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Vehicular Weirdness
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mick
Nitro Member
unbelievable.
something i received on email yesterday
same subjects, not as appauling
KIDS THOUGHTS ON BEER...
A handful of 7 year old children were asked ' what they thought
of beer.' Some interesting responses,
but the last one has a familiar ring...
7 year old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the
more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
7 year old Mellanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to
watch what we want on television
when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
7 year old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets
funny when she drinks it
and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is
very funny.'
7 year old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink
beer
and the more they drink the
more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
7 year old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He
also wets his pants sometimes,
so he shouldn't have too much.
7 year old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the
better he dances.
One time he danced right into the pool.'
7 year old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad
drinks it, he burns
the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting.'
7 year old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes
to
sleep.'
7 year old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things
and picks on my father.
something i received on email yesterday
same subjects, not as appauling
KIDS THOUGHTS ON BEER...
A handful of 7 year old children were asked ' what they thought
of beer.' Some interesting responses,
but the last one has a familiar ring...
7 year old Tim- 'I think beer must be good. My dad says the
more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'
7 year old Mellanie - 'Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to
watch what we want on television
when he is asleep, so beer is nice.
7 year old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets
funny when she drinks it
and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is
very funny.'
7 year old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink
beer
and the more they drink the
more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'
7 year old Sarah - 'My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He
also wets his pants sometimes,
so he shouldn't have too much.
7 year old Lilly - 'My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the
better he dances.
One time he danced right into the pool.'
7 year old Ethan - 'I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad
drinks it, he burns
the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting.'
7 year old Shirley - 'I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes
to
sleep.'
7 year old Jack - 'My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things
and picks on my father.
Jenn
Nitro Member
Beer taking priority of the child. Happens all the time, people get drunk and forget they have kids.
Saw the other day that some woman was very pregnant, got pulled over for DUI and DWI, and she was upset that her arrest made it on TV, that the police violated her privacy.
Putting your child in danger of FAS and early addiction and she's suddenly worried about her privacy. Nice.
Saw the other day that some woman was very pregnant, got pulled over for DUI and DWI, and she was upset that her arrest made it on TV, that the police violated her privacy.
Putting your child in danger of FAS and early addiction and she's suddenly worried about her privacy. Nice.
