Sounds like the beginning to a "penthouse forum" letter.
Dear Penthouse;
I never though it would happen to me. 1993 my wife and I were in Las Vegas when we met a nice couple from San Diego at the Barbary Coast and we proceeded to get drunk ....
Just jokin' with ya ....
Good One! I was thinking the exact same thing! Not that I read Penthouse, just hear my friends talk about the stories every now and then.