ProStockJunkie
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While I do not like David Letterman, and do not watch his show, nor do I watch NASCAR, I receive some subscribed threads in my email on other topics and found this in this morning's. I thought they were sorta funny I understand that the NASCAR drivers presented each one of the top 10. (Don't know why it says "Top Twelve Perks"... the following 10 are all that were posted.)
Enjoy
Late Show Top Ten
Top Twelve Perks Of Being A NASCAR Driver
10. Don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers (Jeff Gordon)
9. Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars (Greg Biffle)
8. I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows (Tony Stewart)
7. There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour
(Jeff Burton)
6. GPS underpants (Denny Hamlin)
5. Sorry, I forgot my joke — I was thinking about Jessica Alba —
man she's hot (Clint Bowyer)
4. Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad
(Dale Earnhardt Jr.)
3. Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia and Dover,
Delaware (Jimmie Johnson)
2. At high school reunions, it's fun to ask, "So what do you do for a living?"
(Carl Edwards)
1. After a race, your ass vibrates for days (Kyle Busch)
--
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can
change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret
Mead, Anthropologist 1901-1978 - Jackee
Enjoy
Late Show Top Ten
Top Twelve Perks Of Being A NASCAR Driver
10. Don't have to shave your body like Olympic swimmers (Jeff Gordon)
9. Hasselhoff promised me one of those talking cars (Greg Biffle)
8. I use old checkered flags to make fabulous throw pillows (Tony Stewart)
7. There's nothing like going through a car wash at 190 miles per hour
(Jeff Burton)
6. GPS underpants (Denny Hamlin)
5. Sorry, I forgot my joke — I was thinking about Jessica Alba —
man she's hot (Clint Bowyer)
4. Run out of olive oil? A little Quaker State will spruce up any salad
(Dale Earnhardt Jr.)
3. Traveling to exotic locations like Martinsville, Virginia and Dover,
Delaware (Jimmie Johnson)
2. At high school reunions, it's fun to ask, "So what do you do for a living?"
(Carl Edwards)
1. After a race, your ass vibrates for days (Kyle Busch)
--
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can
change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret
Mead, Anthropologist 1901-1978 - Jackee
