Song Lyrics.....

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Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me respectable, man
This is my last time in the unemployment line
So like it or not I'll take those

Long nights, impossible odds
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes all that to be just what I am


Keeping my mind on a better life
When happiness is only a heartbeat away
Paradise, can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there

 

[Alan]

Some balls are held for charity
And some for fancy dress
But when they're held for pleasure
They're the balls that I like best.
My balls are always bouncing
To the left and to the right
It's my belief that my +*& %$#@!
Should be held every night

AC/DC - Big Balls

 

[Alan]

Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's

 

[Suzie Q]

last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
she said now stop that jivin'
now whip out your big _ _ _ _ _ _!

Big Ten Inch???

Your avatar is creepy!!!

 

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Not about to see your light
But if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's like
Till your bleeding

Not about to see your light
And if you wanna find hell with me
I can show you what it's

That would be Danzig--- Mother

 

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Big Ten Inch???

Your avatar is creepy!!!

It's from a Windows Theme for the band TOOL

 

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Also in keeping with the racing theme


Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tires
and everything

 

["Dr. Dirt"]

Make me an offer that I can't refuse
Make me respectable, man
This is my last time in the unemployment line
So like it or not I'll take those

Long nights, impossible odds
Keeping my back to the wall
If it takes all that to be just what I am


Keeping my mind on a better life
When happiness is only a heartbeat away
Paradise, can it be all I heard it was
I close my eyes and maybe I'm already there

Styx "Blue Collar Man"

 

[Alan]

Also in keeping with the racing theme


Nobody gonna take my car
I'm gonna race it to the ground
Nobody gonna beat my car
It's gonna break the speed of sound
Oooh it's a killing machine
It's got everything
Like a driving power big fat tires
and everything

X-something??????

 

[Alan]

An easy race themed one...


when i get high
i get high on speed
top fuel funny car's
a drug for me

 

[Alan]

Black cat cabaret
Dancin down the alleyway
Doomsday runaway
Money shaker on display

Mama take me home tonight
Mama take me Home

 

[The Swegian]

Over the Hills and Far Away....Zep

Love that album..LOL..I said album.

Yep, it's a must own. At one time, I had the 'album' as well but have converted to CD. Whenever this song comes on the radio, ask somebody the name of it and more often than not, they don't know the name. Unless of course they're a staunch Zep fan.

 

[The Swegian]

An easy race themed one...


when i get high
i get high on speed
top fuel funny car's
a drug for me

One of the all time classic opening lines. "Kickstart My Heart" by Motley Crue (how do ya put the two little dots above the 'e' in Crue?).

 

[Alan]

Everyone should get this one!!!


Would you bring your attention to me?
For a feast for your eyes to see
An explosion of catastrophe

Like nothing you've ever seen before
Watch closely as I open this door
Your jaws will be on the floor
After this you'll be begging for more

Welcome to the show
Please come inside

 

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X-something??????

Nope, They used it in a new car commercial. Can't remember which one.

Here's another:

Rubber little lady, slicker than a weasel
Grimy as an alley
Loves me like no other lover

Rubber little monster, baby, I adore you
Man or woman living couldn't love me like you, baby
We go dancing nighty in the attic
While the moon is rising in the sky
If I'm too rough, tell me
I'm so scared your little head will come off in my hands

 

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Mother told me, yes, she told me I'd meet girls like you.
She also told me, "Stay away, you'll never know what you'll catch."
Just the other day I heard a soldier falling off some Indonesian junk that's going round

 

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Black cat cabaret
Dancin down the alleyway
Doomsday runaway
Money shaker on display

Mama take me home tonight
Mama take me Home

Dragstrip Superstar - Motley Crue

I had to cheat and search that one.
Lost intrest in them after "Shout at the Devil"

 

[Terry]

The woman I love
She don't love me

The stuff I gotta buy
Most people get for free

I guess when I took
I musta forgot to give...................

I think that's Mace Maben!!!! (or Mr. Suzie Oberhofer?)

 

[Alan]

Just came on the classic rock station...


There were lines on the mirror, lines on her face
She pretended not to notice, she was caught up
in the race

 

[Paul]

I love these lines.

Turn on, I see red
Adrenaline crash and crack my head
Nitro junkie, paint me dead
And I see red

One hundred plus through black and white
War horse
War head
F*ck em, man
White knuckle tight
Through black and white