Political correctness in 2008

[mike cummings]

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America,Kentuckians, Tennesseans and West Virginians will no longer be referred to as "HILLBILLIES." You must now refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS.

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT WOMEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. She is not a "BABE" or a "CHICK" - She is a "BREASTED
AMERICAN.

2. She is not "EASY" - She is "HORIZONTALLY ACCESSIBLE."

3. She is not a "DUMB BLONDE" - She is a "LIGHT-HAIRED
DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY."

4. She has not "BEEN AROUND" - She is a "PREVIOUSLY-ENJOYED
COMPANION."

5 She does not "NAG" you - She becomes "VERBALLY REPETITIVE."

6. She is not a"TWO-BIT HOOKER" - She is a "LOW
COST PROVIDER."

HOW TO SPEAK ABOUT MEN AND BE POLITICALLY CORRECT:

1. He does not have a "BEER GUT" - He has developed a "LIQUID
GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY."

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN."

3. He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME" - He "INVESTIGATES
ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS.

4. He is not "BALDING" - He is in "FOLLICLE
REGRESSION.

5. He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS" - He develops a case of RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION."

6 It's not his "CRACK" you see hanging out of his pants - It's "REAR
CLEAVAGE."

 

[MM]

2. He is not a "BAD DANCER" - He is "OVERLY
CAUCASIAN."

this one almost made me pee in my pants

 

[d'kid]

this one almost made me pee in my pants

Yes Mike and Mike,

it is good when we can laugh when we see things go overboard.
I myself am 'Rhythmically Challenged'...

d'kid