naked + on crack + gator = Life Threatening problem

Sometimes you get the gator, sometimes the gator gets you and sometimes, but not very often, there is actually a cop around when you need one!
 
You're not kidding! I drive trucks and it's been a year or two since I've been down there, but the last time I was reloading at a sugar plant in the middle of the state somewhere, meaning I drove a lot of miles beside those canals with all the "tires" floating in them. The driveway for the plant was probably a mile long, with a canal running right beside it. That's when I was close enough to see what all those tires really were! Holy sh**! The guard's shack was only about ten feet from the water's edge, no fence or anything.

Haven't I heard in the news that the population has really been up there? They feeding on transplanted Yankees, or what?

I wonder if there's enough crack in an addict's body to effect the alligator if it eats them? That's all you need. A cracky gator, as if they're not fast enough already.
 
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That happened here in Lakeland Fl where I live. It wasn't in the swamp, it was at Lake Parker which has a lot of gators. He was in the weeds smokin crack when the gator got him. Not a lake to be hangin around after dark. There are LOTS of gators!!!!!!:eek:
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They didn't kill the gator they caught, did they? Hope not. Animals pay for human stupidity. :(
 
of course they won't kill that gator - any shoes or purses made
with it's hyde would be very susceptible to crack.:p
 
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