Mel Gibson Jokes!

[Toejam]

Courtesy of Jay Leno!

As you may have heard, Mel Gibson was arrested in Malibu on a DUI. I don't know what he was drinking, but I think you can rule out Manischewitz.

The L.A. sheriff said in his report that Mel made anti-semitic remarks. To give you an idea of how much trouble he's in, today he hired the law firm of 'Goldfarb, Weinstein and Coen.'

The sheriff said that Mel's blood alcohol was .12. To give you an idea of how high that is... if it were a half a point higher, he would officially be a Kennedy.

 

[vegasnitro]

In with the current theme of the lounge, maybe we should start an all-time best celebrity mug shot thread.

My vote goes to Nick Nolte:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/nolte1.html

 

[DrRocket]

Oh, Glenn Campbell has to be right up there.

Man, that must have been a rough night!!

 

[Jim]

I always liked the Hank Williams Jr shot. How often have you ever seen him with out sunglasses? He also looks like an old Bobby Brady.

 

[Nazgul]

Nick Nolte gets my vote.

 

[Rollout96]

Nick Nolte gets my vote.

If only for that WICKED hair do...

 

[Joker]

Nolte wins by far. That hair was just creepy.

 

[Toejam]

Since Nobody thought the Jokes were funny............

 

[none]

It`s amazing what those Hollywood hair and makeup people can do for celebs, because most of them don`t even look like they do in film or on TV. Nolte gets my vote for best (or worst) mugshot...but Tawny Kitaen and Yasmine Bleeth look like absolute hell! Carmen Elektra still looks pretty damn good though, even after going a couple rounds with Rodman.

 

[Nazgul]

Since Nobody thought the Jokes were funny............

That's funny Joe!





It seems like everyone on the 'Mater is trying to stay away from the Mel Gibson thing.

 

[Joker]

Hey Joe, I thought they were funny.

 

[Rollout96]

Since Nobody thought the Jokes were funny............

Sorry Joe. Didn't mean to disrespect the thread
Just don't really give a "whit" :::snicker::: about Gibson.

 

["Dr. Dirt"]

Don't take it personally Joe.
Mel is blackballed by everyone now that he's committed the Cardinal Sin in film-making . . .

. . . he told the story of the Savior of the World without including the appropriate political correctness and that's completely crossing the line in Hollywood.

That's as big a blunder as supporting the USA or airing a conservative outlook in a positive light. Something we just can have nowadays?