Mike Henkelman
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So I was on my way to the office this morning sipping my Starbucks and listening to CNN when a report came in that a man was arrested at the Orlando Florida airport for trying to smuggle (what appeared to be) bomb parts on to an airline. The man was identified as "Kevin Brown" at which point I started choking on my coffee and laughing so hard I almost wrecked the truck.
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So before we continue, this Kevin Brown was a Jamaican on a valid green card..not our Kevin. But what came through my mind was the following:
"The man was identified as 'Kevin Brown,' an aging white man from Utah. But upon further investigation CNN learned that he is known throughout the country as "The Joker," an internet handle he has used for many years.
CNN was able to track down some people from who know a man called "The Joker." "I had a run in with him in Canada. He's a laugh alright...until you get him riled up. He blew my doors clean off." It seems The Joker has an explosive temper.
"I took down the Joker. My kids aren't going to believe it. Their dad is Batman!" said 31 year old Martin Gonzales, a security agent for Orlando Airport. "When I checked his suitcase, their were all these fuel nozzles and some explosive gizmo with eight wires coming off of it that said "Mallory Super Mag" on it. I asked him what it was for, and he said "Nothing can keep it lit like a Super Mag." At this point I subdued him with my tazer and wrestled him to the ground. He kept struggling, so a couple of the guys shot him with horse tranquilizers. It took six darts in the rear before he stopped kicking."
After a thorough interview with the FBI, the Joker admitted that his source was a man known as Alan Johnson...whom Brown claims....works under contract with the US Army. This is CNN News....reporting.
See Here:
So before we continue, this Kevin Brown was a Jamaican on a valid green card..not our Kevin. But what came through my mind was the following:
"The man was identified as 'Kevin Brown,' an aging white man from Utah. But upon further investigation CNN learned that he is known throughout the country as "The Joker," an internet handle he has used for many years.
CNN was able to track down some people from who know a man called "The Joker." "I had a run in with him in Canada. He's a laugh alright...until you get him riled up. He blew my doors clean off." It seems The Joker has an explosive temper.
"I took down the Joker. My kids aren't going to believe it. Their dad is Batman!" said 31 year old Martin Gonzales, a security agent for Orlando Airport. "When I checked his suitcase, their were all these fuel nozzles and some explosive gizmo with eight wires coming off of it that said "Mallory Super Mag" on it. I asked him what it was for, and he said "Nothing can keep it lit like a Super Mag." At this point I subdued him with my tazer and wrestled him to the ground. He kept struggling, so a couple of the guys shot him with horse tranquilizers. It took six darts in the rear before he stopped kicking."
After a thorough interview with the FBI, the Joker admitted that his source was a man known as Alan Johnson...whom Brown claims....works under contract with the US Army. This is CNN News....reporting.
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