I'm not an amazing man by any stretch. Given my belief that most readers of this forum have a modicum of intelligence, "consider the source" is based upon previous publicly expressed ignorance. If you need specifics, there are no sportsman pits below the end of the strip at Bandimere. In fact, there are no sportsman pits below any part of the actual strip, period.
You wrote:
"I say lets strap good ol JOHN in one of these babies...HANG the throttle OPEN...CUT the chute lines...Have an Ignitor (to be SURE its on FIRE by 1250!).....HAVE SAIL OVER HIS DIRT BURM...DOWN INTO THE SPORTSMAN PITS BELOW!!!"