I think I found the perfect woman for me

[BaldyLochs]

OK, OK; maybe

 

[Joker]

OK, OK; maybe

If its a joke, there's no picture just fyi.

If your being serious, then congrats.

 

[Four Kalitta]

??????????

 

[mick]

what? she said she'd let you go drag racing if you won the lottery!?.......
after you build her a new home.........on the ocean.......with a yacht

 

[paoldtimer]

Sorry, I'm already spoken for!

 

[PJ]

she has a matching Kalitta tat???

 

[none]

Is she a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who owns a chain of liquor stores?

Sorry, but I gotta be me-LOL

Alan

 

[BaldyLochs]

LOL you guys are brutal. Sorry, I thought I posted a link, but I guess it didn't come through - and now I can't find it. Did anyone see the robotic oriental girl that just got unveiled last week in Japan? It's amazing. My punchline was going to be... that she never flinches during warmups, and nitro clouds don't bother her, she does whatever I sant her to, etc etc...... okay, this thread is over - move on please.

And by the way Alan.... THAT sounds like the girl I'm really looking for

 

[mick]

is she a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who owns a chain of liquor stores?

Sorry, but i gotta be me-lol

alan

e-z liquors?

 

[clwill]

Is she a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who owns a chain of liquor stores?

Sorry, but I gotta be me-LOL

Alan

I've seen you Alan, she better be blind too.

 

[none]

I've seen you Alan, she better be blind too.

WOW! If I had feelings that might have hurt them.

Alan

 

[Nitrohaulic]

Is she a deaf and dumb nymphomaniac who owns a chain of liquor stores?

Sorry, but I gotta be me-LOL

Alan

My girlfriend seems to fit ONE of those descriptions!

(One happy bastid!)

 

[Nitrohaulic]

One of my best friend's wife suggested that he go test their dragster at Englishtown on their wedding day because the air was good. Like he said, "She's a keeper!"

 

[FC138fan]

Perfect woman and drag racing... reminds me of my wife of 10 years now..

When we first met (1997), I have video of us at the World Nats in Norwalk... shes all smiles, giggly, laughing..

I have video of us in Brainerd 2000... Shes still in a good mood, not giggling or laughing though..

I have video of us in 2002... looks like she's in hell. Giving me dirty looks...

Guess what, that was the last year I took her to the drags, now I go with a friend from college..

Turns out some women will only do things they hate and pretend to like it just to make you happy for only so long before they step back into reality.

It's all good.. I wouldn't want to take her to the zoo in Brainerd anyway!

 

[mick]

.....Turns out some women will only do things they hate and pretend to like it just to make you happy for only so long before they step back into reality.......

oooooooh nick, you don't know how right you are!!!

Sound clip of Animal House, John Belushi, Bluto, Brothers

 

[yoda]

Here's one for ya....

Wife says $43 million isn't enough in divorce settlement - USATODAY.com