Why was he an assmonkey? I don't think that it was fair that Chief was trying to press him into driving, he said flatout he's never driven anything like that. And after seeing Alex put the car into the wall, I'm sure he felt that it was smarter to not give in and try. Those are pretty fast cars, and evil. Who's saying what's scripted and what's real, so I'm not going to read into any of it too much, but overall it was entertaining.