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The preacher said, "Anyone with 'special needs' who wants to be prayed over, please come forward to the front by the altar."

With that, Boudreaux got up, got in line, and when it was his turn, the Preacher asked, "Boudreaux, what do you want me to pray about for you?"

Boudreaux replied, "Preacher, I sure do need help with my hearing."

The preacher put one finger of one hand in Boudreaux's ear, placed his other hand on top of Boudreaux's head, and then prayed and prayed and prayed.
He prayed a "blue streak" for Boudreaux, and the whole congregation joined in with great enthusiasm.

After a few minutes, the preacher removed his hands, stood back and asked, "Boudreaux, how is your hearing now?"
Boudreaux answered, "Well I don't know jest yet. It ain't 'til next week."
 
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