ProStockJunkie
Nitro Member
Just for a break from all the stressful economic news...... a little economic humor. 
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs Your Bank Is In Trouble
10. Ask to withdraw $100 and they Xerox five 20s
9. Once a week, bank president is led away in handcuffs
8. Four out of five bank tellers are kitties
7. Was a savings and loan; now a savings and loan and chicken shack
6. "Vault" is the trunk of a late model Chevy Malibu
5. When you check account balance, ATM screen reads, "What money, sucka?"
4. They tell bank robbers, "Sorry, they CEO beat you to it"
3. They tried to borrow money from you
2. When you ask where your money is, they say in an adorable Alaskan accent, "I'll try to find it, and I'll bring it to ya!"
1. Instead of a mint, teller offers you an anti-depressant
Late Show Top Ten
Top Ten Signs Your Bank Is In Trouble
10. Ask to withdraw $100 and they Xerox five 20s
9. Once a week, bank president is led away in handcuffs
8. Four out of five bank tellers are kitties
7. Was a savings and loan; now a savings and loan and chicken shack
6. "Vault" is the trunk of a late model Chevy Malibu
5. When you check account balance, ATM screen reads, "What money, sucka?"
4. They tell bank robbers, "Sorry, they CEO beat you to it"
3. They tried to borrow money from you
2. When you ask where your money is, they say in an adorable Alaskan accent, "I'll try to find it, and I'll bring it to ya!"
1. Instead of a mint, teller offers you an anti-depressant
