A soldier ran up to a
nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and
asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I
don't want to go to Afghanistan .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little
higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I
don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
nun. Out of breath he asked, 'Please, may I hide
under your skirt. I'll explain later.' The nun agreed.
A moment later two Military Police ran up and
asked, Sister, have you seen a soldier?'
The nun replied, 'He went that way.'
After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled
out from under her skirt and said,
'I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I
don't want to go to Afghanistan .'
The nun said, 'I understand completely.'
The soldier added, 'I hope I'm not rude, but
you have a great pair of legs!'
The nun replied, 'If you had looked a little
higher, you would have seen a great pair of balls....I
don't want to go to Afghanistan either.'
