Techno Babble

[Nitrohaulic]

Found this on another site. I'm sure Jenn will especially like it.

YouTube - Hilarious Chrysler Dealership Training Video

 

[d'kid]

I think I understood that.... time to slow down on the alky influx....

 

[Jenn]

Holy Cow!

Thanks Ron, for totally confusing me at 7:10 in the morning

I'm going to have to go get my own Techno manual and song and dance book.

 

[Nitrohaulic]

I like the part near the end the best. ".....you'll be directed to perform a series of tests, that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department" and then the way he nods when he finishes with "but will serve no other useful function." Then he says "All other faults should be treated as if they do not exist."

 

[Jenn]

I like the part near the end the best. ".....you'll be directed to perform a series of tests, that will effectively raise the billable hours for the service department" and then the way he nods when he finishes with "but will serve no other useful function." Then he says "All other faults should be treated as if they do not exist."

I liked the part about the gas. Lol. I"m gonna have to show Pops.

 

[HEMI6point1]

I feel bad for the techs who actually had to watch that.

 

[Nitrohaulic]

Yeah, I think the "deplaneration" the old guy mentions must be what happened to that same transmission in my minivan 20 miles from Bowling Green/The Hot Rod Reunion last year when the planetaries decided to destroy themselves! Luckily I found them cheaper than cheap on the internet.

 

[Jenn]

I recently serviced my A604 for the first time since my dad built it. Everything looked pretty clean with a 'normal' amount of clutch material. Except I wish the powers at Chrysler would have put a drain plug in.