Oh, Gawd.....

[twostep]

What is this girl thinking?

Fidelity-impaired Jesse James reportedly engaged to heiress race car driver | Story | Wonderwall

 

[onfire]

I'm sure he has promised her he will be faithful to her forever. I found this quote laughable at best.


"Jesse has been helping her compete," says a source. "He's been hanging out in her pit area during races, passing on his expertise to the team of mechanics, and was even spotted helping Alexis pack up her parachute after a race."


Are you freakin' kidding me????!!!!!!!!

 

[NiTROhype]

I'm sure he has promised her he will be faithful to her forever. I found this quote laughable at best.


"Jesse has been helping her compete," says a source. "He's been hanging out in her pit area during races, passing on his expertise to the team of mechanics, and was even spotted helping Alexis pack up her parachute after a race."


Are you freakin' kidding me????!!!!!!!!

No doubt! What a slap in the face to the true professionals at Kalitta that ANY publication would imply that this piece of garbage that has never built anything that looked good let alone ran good would "pass on his expertise." Do do what...install a kegerator in a car? What does he know about nitro racing? Nothing. His creations on monster garage are abominations (I only know from previews...I don't watch that garbage). You're better than this, Alexis.

 

[mole]

I dont think she will take any **** from him , i think she could beat his ass........the source's comments are an insult to her team and to connie's other racing team's . James is such a **** head........lets see..........i think i will screw around on my hot famous wealthy actress wife........what are you thinking !

 

[Vince]

Saw this a couple of hours ago. Man, this dude must be one smooth talker to convince her that he could be faithful. What in the heck is she thinking? He cheated on Sandra Bullock, that tells me that he'll pretty much cheat on darn near anyone.

I hope she has a good lawyer that will draw up an ironclad prenup. If she doesn't do that, then she's really, really stupid. Imagine him ending up owning half of her race team. Makes me want to throw up.

"...............passing on his expertise to the team"......... oh, give me a freakin' break. She's crazy if she lets him anywhere near her parachutes or any other part of the car. Let him cook hot dogs for the crew or something of equal importance.

I guess all we can do is to sit back and watch the train wreck. The good news is that it shouldn't take long.

Is it appropriate to wish her congratulations and condolences at the same time?

 

[smokemasterJ]

When I first read this story... I said to myself, consider the source. They don't know a funny car from the funny papers. They can't even get the name of the tequila correct. But then, like most of you I thought what a total slap in the face to everyone on the Kalitta team from Connie all the way down to the tire wipers. If I were Conrad, I'd be on the phone to either her or her father to get a press release out there to tell the real truth about tuning a funny car or kick her ass out the door and tell her to "let Jesse tune it". I bet Del's pretty pissed. Wonder if there's any connection to Tommy coming over. Maybe Del's beyond pissed.

 

[You!]

I thought you guys were begging for mainstream media attention for your sport? It will be the lead story (or very close to it; first 5 minutes) on every entertainment type show this evening.

Stands will be packed and merchandise will be flying off the trailers now, right?

Congrats to the happy couple.

 

[Butch]

You remember when he was involved with Scott back in the TF days?
So the Kalitta team knows all about him.

 

[DrRocket]

Not so sure you guys aren't more upset about the fact she's off the market now......

 

[Dave]

Ya kinda like this one.. although I think I liked the spider web one best..

 

[d'kid]

Not so sure you guys aren't more upset about the fact she's off the market now......

Not Hardly... lol. More wondering how Del is going to come out of this.

d'kid

 

[DAN]

I kinda always hoped she'd hook up with a fighter pilot, race car driver or a fireman. Jesse might be famous, but he's bad news. Anyways, best of luck to her - I doubt the Kalitta gang will take any **** if JJ becomes a nuisance in their pit area.

 

[.]

This will end well. /sarc

 

[BaldyLochs]

Hey, Jess owes Kalitta, because he was supposed to show up at Bandimere with them for the Coors Bandit dragster weekend years ago; but he blew them off and eloped and married Bullock that weekend 'Least now, they can count on him showing up

LMAO Holy ****; just imagine the tips the delivery guy's going to get, just for delivering sandwiches to the Lawyers meetings they're holding, to iron out the Pre-Nups...... "Pay Up Sucka" LOL

 

[Bubba]

If there's a bigger douchebag out there than Jesse James, I haven't seen him.

 

[Toejam]

I thought you guys were begging for mainstream media attention for your sport? It will be the lead story (or very close to it; first 5 minutes) on every entertainment type show this evening.

Stands will be packed and merchandise will be flying off the trailers now, right?

Congrats to the happy couple.

True...but I doubt Drag racing will get a single mention!

 

[sdwarf36]

Oh goodie. Just think how good she'll look with MORE tattoos.

 

[Muddy]

He was with her at the NHRA banquet on Monday night agter Pomona.

 

[twostep]

I suppose it's her business. And Paul DeJoria didn't get where he is today by allowing lightweights like James to soak him for money, so I don't think there's any worries there.

Alexis is going into this deal with her eyes wide open; it seems as she's not interested in hearing the negatives, so apparently she's either OK with him humping other women or she's confident she can get him to stop.

Wrong, darlin'.

 

[dboxell]

Looks like Danica may be on the market again though.