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I used to go to school with a guy named Bently Black... think he still lives in Buena Park...

Now what's this about Revell releasing a 1/24th Jason Line Edition Rolls?

d'kid
 
I still think you have too good of a sense of humor to work for NHRA. Your like that elf on the island of misfit toys that wanted to be a dentist lol. I'm bringing you beer in Vegas...

Just what the world needs, a 6'4" Elf, Let me tell ya, I have a heck of a time finding pointy shoes in my size.

John, That sign was the reason that Jason was pretending to be my friend, he figured that if he was standing there with me, he wouldn't get tossed-LOL.

And Mike, as for the beer you may bring it to Vegas, but you can't make me drink it, you can't, you can't, you can't. :D:D:D

Dan Bennet agrees with me in the same week that Jon Asher and I had at least two civil exchanges and then he wrote a story about me. No doubt, the world is spinning backwards....................

Alan
 
Just what the world needs, a 6'4" Elf, Let me tell ya, I have a heck of a time finding pointy shoes in my size.

John, That sign was the reason that Jason was pretending to be my friend, he figured that if he was standing there with me, he wouldn't get tossed-LOL.

And Mike, as for the beer you may bring it to Vegas, but you can't make me drink it, you can't, you can't, you can't. :D:D:D

Dan Bennet agrees with me in the same week that Jon Asher and I had at least two civil exchanges and then he wrote a story about me. No doubt, the world is spinning backwards....................

Alan

Alan, you and Jason are both good eggs. That said, I have no desire to see you in green tights. Please. :p
 
Just what the world needs, a 6'4" Elf, Let me tell ya, I have a heck of a time finding pointy shoes in my size.

John, That sign was the reason that Jason was pretending to be my friend, he figured that if he was standing there with me, he wouldn't get tossed-LOL.

And Mike, as for the beer you may bring it to Vegas, but you can't make me drink it, you can't, you can't, you can't. :D:D:D

Dan Bennet agrees with me in the same week that Jon Asher and I had at least two civil exchanges and then he wrote a story about me. No doubt, the world is spinning backwards....................

Alan

Thats okay Alan ill drink it for you :D
 
reinhart come over to iron mikes after i do 2 scubashots and i'll do the labotomy free of charge for u ,OR U CAN JUST DO ONE SCUBASHOT AND ITS THE SAME THING . see u in charlotte
 
I thought Bentley was his dog? Jenn-oh-Oreo Queen, didn't you say that Bentley & Simon had lunch in Denver where they were heard plotting something about a tomato patch?
 
Sounds good Alan..needless to say it will be after hours, you won't be driving, You won't get liquired up and take any shots at NHRA...etc.

As for the Graham/Compton Bentley rumors, the Bentley is SO yester. Heres what I heard: NHRA Headquarters has an underground parking garage for management vehicles. I even have proof:

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Looks like Compton, Graham, and a few others have upgraded their rides. And the other rumor I heard is that they won't let Reinhart park his El Camino anywhere near the garage...which really pissed him off.
 
:)I know Reinhart was sharing his secret for getting rich with Jason!
Darning your own socks and buying a trucking company with the proceeds.
Glad you cleared that all up Alan.
Now that the jigs up someone will have to invent another NHRA Pit Legion.
Now that the IHRA has been sold to the Circus maybe the clowns will follow ! LOL
Yeah thats it the NHRA is going to be bought by Circus midgets who will train Force to run round and round through a spinning wheel in a tu tu .
I'm sure someone will have no problem coming up with something else about Light Compton or Tom Gramm.
See even I got it mixed up ! :)
 
I got news for each and every one of you... how many of you muscular, macho, know-it-all dudes out there would willifully and knowingly promote a woman's skin-care product? I'm talking about the newest age-defying, wrinkle-removing cream called Strivectin-SD...... LONG before the glamorousus David Grubnic and NHRA fame and fortune.... there were 4 guys who boldly took that first step... Glen Mikres, Santo Raspirita, Benny Marshall, and...... quite arguably, the greatest cylinder specialist/and PA Colour Analyst since recorded time, Alan Reinhart!

Don't worry, AR.... I talked to Mikres and Marshall.... I know the real story....

I got your back, Dude! The phrase "You wanted the best; you got the best" couldn't be truer........

U R the BEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D
 
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