NHRA Lands New Sponsor....

[DixonFan]

To ease the pain of the NHRA recent Mandates, Rules changes, and Price Increases. The NHRA has Landed a New Major sponsor to help our fellow racer. This shoud help when they ask you to bend over and take it where the sun doesn't shine....

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Spend More..Get Less......Support the Glendora Bentley Club

 

[Bowtie]

BAWAWAWHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I don't care who you are, THATS Funny!!!!

 

[ReactionTimes]

At least you're getting a savings on something....

 

[Larry]

Great idea ! Just put some slicks and skinnies, a roll bar and headers with smoke and walah , a top fuel car called the " SLICK EXPRESS ".

To replace the beer wars we can then get Preparation H to sponsor the " ROID EXPRESS ".

 

[Alan]

Shannon is on today!!!

 

[Alan]

Maybe they can court this one as well.....

 

[TR]

To ease the pain of the NHRA recent Mandates, Rules changes, and Price Increases. The NHRA has Landed a New Major sponsor to help our fellow racer. This shoud help when they ask you to bend over and take it where the sun doesn't shine....

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Spend More..Get Less......Support the Glendora Bentley Club

Does this mean that no other sponsors who sell this type of product will be allowed as sponsors or potential sponsors and can not have ads in the NHRA program?

 

[sfbmissym]

What?! They will actually spend the money to lube you up first? Who's gonna pay for this?

 

[ProNitro Pete]

lubing is free with your first purchase

 

[Tim5636sc]

What?! They will actually spend the money to lube you up first? Who's gonna pay for this?

That's being sponsored by:

 

[Stroker]

I hope there will be enough KY to last the remainder of the season.

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[DixonFan]

I hope there will be enough KY to last the remainder of the season.

Really depends on how HIGH the Price of Nitro goes....lmao

 

[G'ginna]

I hope there will be enough KY to last the remainder of the season.

We may have to ask Glendora to substitute alcohol wipes for their Monday BS sessions -uh, meetings - due to possible production shortages.

 

[T-Bone]

Now THAT is one of the funniest things Ive seen in a while!!

I'm still laughing my a$$ off!!!

T

 

[Alan]

I think as long as they conserve the product, and perhaps maybe some people like it dry once in awhile, the supply should hold out.

I hope there will be enough KY to last the remainder of the season.

 

[Alan]

FYI, in the event the KY supply goes dry (ohhhhh a rhyme) I've offered my supply of this to NHRA, as I have approximately 400 jars available, but they have since told me it is not an official 'lube' of NHRA, and I risk being fined if I attempt to sell to those who prefer a different lubricant.

 

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Alan, I don't think I want to know why you have so much Vaseline stockpiled.

 

[Terry]

Alan, I don't think I want to know why you have so much Vaseline stockpiled.

He's got a point, Alan....You may have some 'splainin' to do!

 

[d'kid]

He's got a point, Alan....You may have some 'splainin' to do!

We are so NOT going down this road Alan... did I just say that?

d'kid

 

[Terry]

We are so NOT going down this road Alan... did I just say that?

d'kid

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